Tip-Toe Through the Tulips

They say when it comes to marriage
  More than two will lead to dis-pair-age

So, if you're looking for marital bliss
  No more than two lips at a time should you kiss

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Date: 10/18/2021 6:55:00 PM
Being married 25 years, this made me smile and chuckle. Do tulips count? Tee Hee
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/18/2021 7:18:00 PM
Thanks to you too, Marikate. I'm chuckling too over your cute comment. :)
Date: 10/18/2021 1:20:00 PM
This reminds me of Tiny Tim and Miss Vicky; remember when they got married on TV?
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/18/2021 7:19:00 PM
Yes, I remember indeed. Didn't they get married on the Johnny Carson show? And wasn't Tim's hair longer than Miss Vicky's? And didn't he pass away at a relatively young age? And am I ever going to stop asking questions...?
Date: 10/14/2021 4:59:00 PM
Humorous and True! Great write. Take Care, Paulette
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/15/2021 11:05:00 AM
Thanks for visiting my site and for the encouragement, Paulette. Happiness and Joy, Gershon
Date: 10/14/2021 4:34:00 PM
Great one Gershon! Lol
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/15/2021 11:22:00 AM
Thank you, Heidi, and Happy Weekend to you! :) gw
Date: 10/14/2021 4:05:00 AM
OMG, your title is perfect Gershon! Not to mention the poetic expression of marriage counseling! I love this and am still laughing! Happy Thursday
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/15/2021 11:18:00 AM
I hope you've stopped laughing (at this poem, anyway) by now, Mike. If not, I'm changing my profession from log-splitting to side-splitting. Smiles, Gershon
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