Tiny Tidbits of Nonsense

I can only assume by assumptions are assumeable. God is not dead, he just seems to be on an extended vacation. I brought a tombstone pizza to the graveyard- hope they enjoyed. I only get a runny nose when I'm in the middle of an important job interview, and I have no tissues! Ugh! Is it PoetrySoup yet? The best thing about being stupid is you're too stupid to know you're stupid. Wild, wicked, weird, wonderful. wow!! Something tells me I shouldn't look down. The dead don't pay bills. Guess I'm dead. I wanna kipse your luby rips. If I had a brain, I might be dangerous. Look hard into my heart, and tell me if it's still beating. Just why do dryers exist on a diet of socks? When all else fails, we can just quit trying. Whisper sweet nothings into my ear. That seems to be all I can understand; nothing! If I had a hammer, I'd probably have a swollen thumb. If I had a swollen thumb, I probably had a hammer. If music be the food of love, lets get right on to the dessert. Goodbue, my friends, I'll be back soon!!