Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

Time Spent On Rhyme

With all the time I spend on rhyme
    in vain pursuit of beauty
  I neglect to help my fellow man
    and fail my forsworn duty

  So this vow I make right now
    Do not think I take it lightly ~
  to rig up my toilet to fertilize my lawn
    and flush it day and nightly

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Gary Radice September 11, 2023 at 4:16 AM Hey Gershon, the fertilizer may help grow 'toilet-trees' in your garden. ...or 'lavatrees'. :) Cheers - Gary Gershon Wolf September 11, 2023 at 7:47 PM 'Lavatrees!' Love it, Gary. ~ W.C. (Water Closet) Fields

Linda Alice Fowler September 10, 2023 at 10:47 AM Outloud! Yes, I did laugh outloud causing the people around me to question my sanity. It's okay. It's happened before. Thanks gw!!! :) Gershon Wolf September 10, 2023 at 7:40 PM So glad you laughed, Linda. Sure beats the alternative! :) gw

Jennifer Proxenos September 9, 2023 at 3:54 AM Your lawn would be the greenest in the neighborhood my friend! HUGS AND BLESSINGS Jennifer. Gershon Wolf September 9, 2023 at 7:58 PM Heh, heh! Going green never smelled better. ~ Mi Knows Holding

Kenneth Cheney September 7, 2023 at 8:14 AM The grass is always greener over the septic tank, so the old wise man says. Here's to green grass and a clean A___. Gershon Wolf September 9, 2023 at 7:58 PM Love your hilarious comment, Ken! Thanks, my friend!

Terry Flood September 6, 2023 at 4:35 PM GW… you’re full of… horticultural tips. I tried your tip… tell me… did daisies always smell that way? ;-) Gershon Wolf September 6, 2023 at 6:20 PM I just knew I was full something, something related to gas, eh?! lol. Thanks for a funny comment, friend! :) gw

John Lawless September 5, 2023 at 5:03 PM Just use the little doggie bags to pick up after... Gershon Wolf September 5, 2023 at 7:38 PM I need some big doggie bags, John. ~ Sensa Proportion

Tom Cunningham September 5, 2023 at 11:33 AM Lol waste not want not. Tom Gershon Wolf September 5, 2023 at 7:40 PM Thank you, Ben Franklin! Hope things are well across the pond, Tom! :) gw

Bill Baker September 5, 2023 at 10:07 AM Practical, humorous, and a Rhyme poem ... the tri-fecta of poetry. WTG gw! Bill Gershon Wolf September 5, 2023 at 7:43 PM Thank you, Bill... Please note: WTG b/w is GTW (Gershon the Wolf)! WTG, Bill!

Deb M September 5, 2023 at 5:41 AM Ewwww…..but funnnny! Good one BB! Debx Gershon Wolf September 5, 2023 at 7:44 PM Come on, Deb. Adjust that nose plug and run your fingers through my luxurious lawn! ~ Ewwwwww

Beryl Edmonds September 5, 2023 at 2:03 AM The idea may save time Gershon - But lawns are put there to sit upon - Water from the loo - From my point of view - Would turn a good lawn somewhat noisome……. Belle Gershon Wolf September 5, 2023 at 7:46 PM We're talking brown water, Belle! lol.