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Time Spent On Rhyme

With all the time I spend on rhyme in vain pursuit of beauty I neglect to help my fellow man and fail my forsworn duty So this vow I make right now Do not think I take it lightly ~ to rig up my toilet to fertilize my lawn and flush it day and nightly

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Gary Radice

Date: 9/11/2023 4:16:00 AM

Hey Gershon, the fertilizer may help grow 'toilet-trees' in your garden. ...or 'lavatrees'. :) Cheers - Gary

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/11/2023 7:47:00 PM

'Lavatrees!' Love it, Gary. ~ W.C. (Water Closet) Fields

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/10/2023 10:47:00 AM

Outloud! Yes, I did laugh outloud causing the people around me to question my sanity. It's okay. It's happened before. Thanks gw!!! :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/10/2023 7:40:00 PM

So glad you laughed, Linda. Sure beats the alternative! :) gw

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 9/9/2023 3:54:00 AM

Your lawn would be the greenest in the neighborhood my friend! HUGS AND BLESSINGS Jennifer.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/9/2023 7:58:00 PM

Heh, heh! Going green never smelled better. ~ Mi Knows Holding

Kenneth Cheney

Date: 9/7/2023 8:14:00 AM

The grass is always greener over the septic tank, so the old wise man says. Here's to green grass and a clean A___.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/9/2023 7:58:00 PM

Love your hilarious comment, Ken! Thanks, my friend!

Terry Flood

Date: 9/6/2023 4:35:00 PM

GW… you’re full of… horticultural tips. I tried your tip… tell me… did daisies always smell that way? ;-)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/6/2023 6:20:00 PM

I just knew I was full something, something related to gas, eh?! lol. Thanks for a funny comment, friend! :) gw

John Lawless

Date: 9/5/2023 5:03:00 PM

Just use the little doggie bags to pick up after...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/5/2023 7:38:00 PM

I need some big doggie bags, John. ~ Sensa Proportion

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/5/2023 11:33:00 AM

Lol waste not want not. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/5/2023 7:40:00 PM

Thank you, Ben Franklin! Hope things are well across the pond, Tom! :) gw

Bill Baker

Date: 9/5/2023 10:07:00 AM

Practical, humorous, and a Rhyme poem ... the tri-fecta of poetry. WTG gw! Bill

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/5/2023 7:43:00 PM

Thank you, Bill... Please note: WTG b/w is GTW (Gershon the Wolf)! WTG, Bill!

Deb M

Date: 9/5/2023 5:41:00 AM

Ewwww…..but funnnny! Good one BB! Debx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/5/2023 7:44:00 PM

Come on, Deb. Adjust that nose plug and run your fingers through my luxurious lawn! ~ Ewwwwww

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 9/5/2023 2:03:00 AM

The idea may save time Gershon - But lawns are put there to sit upon - Water from the loo - From my point of view - Would turn a good lawn somewhat noisome……. Belle

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/5/2023 7:46:00 PM

We're talking brown water, Belle! lol.