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Time Spent On Rhyme

With all the time I spend on rhyme
    in vain pursuit of beauty
  I neglect to help my fellow man
    and fail my forsworn duty

  So this vow I make right now
    Do not think I take it lightly ~
  to rig up my toilet to fertilize my lawn
    and flush it day and nightly

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2023

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Gary Radice Date: 9/11/2023 4:16:00 AM Hey Gershon, the fertilizer may help grow 'toilet-trees' in your garden. ...or 'lavatrees'. :) Cheers - Gary Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/11/2023 7:47:00 PM 'Lavatrees!' Love it, Gary. ~ W.C. (Water Closet) Fields

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 9/10/2023 10:47:00 AM Outloud! Yes, I did laugh outloud causing the people around me to question my sanity. It's okay. It's happened before. Thanks gw!!! :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/10/2023 7:40:00 PM So glad you laughed, Linda. Sure beats the alternative! :) gw

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 9/9/2023 3:54:00 AM Your lawn would be the greenest in the neighborhood my friend! HUGS AND BLESSINGS Jennifer. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/9/2023 7:58:00 PM Heh, heh! Going green never smelled better. ~ Mi Knows Holding

Kenneth Cheney Date: 9/7/2023 8:14:00 AM The grass is always greener over the septic tank, so the old wise man says. Here's to green grass and a clean A___. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/9/2023 7:58:00 PM Love your hilarious comment, Ken! Thanks, my friend!

Terry Flood Date: 9/6/2023 4:35:00 PM GW… you’re full of… horticultural tips. I tried your tip… tell me… did daisies always smell that way? ;-) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/6/2023 6:20:00 PM I just knew I was full something, something related to gas, eh?! lol. Thanks for a funny comment, friend! :) gw

John Lawless Date: 9/5/2023 5:03:00 PM Just use the little doggie bags to pick up after... Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/5/2023 7:38:00 PM I need some big doggie bags, John. ~ Sensa Proportion

Tom Cunningham Date: 9/5/2023 11:33:00 AM Lol waste not want not. Tom Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/5/2023 7:40:00 PM Thank you, Ben Franklin! Hope things are well across the pond, Tom! :) gw

Bill Baker Date: 9/5/2023 10:07:00 AM Practical, humorous, and a Rhyme poem ... the tri-fecta of poetry. WTG gw! Bill Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/5/2023 7:43:00 PM Thank you, Bill... Please note: WTG b/w is GTW (Gershon the Wolf)! WTG, Bill!

Deb M Date: 9/5/2023 5:41:00 AM Ewwww…..but funnnny! Good one BB! Debx Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/5/2023 7:44:00 PM Come on, Deb. Adjust that nose plug and run your fingers through my luxurious lawn! ~ Ewwwwww

Beryl Edmonds Date: 9/5/2023 2:03:00 AM The idea may save time Gershon - But lawns are put there to sit upon - Water from the loo - From my point of view - Would turn a good lawn somewhat noisome……. Belle Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/5/2023 7:46:00 PM We're talking brown water, Belle! lol.