Tide Pod Challenge

The youth of today Have it all going on With the, pardon me brother But could you pass me that pod People say that they're cray Are sure that they're mad When they foam at the mouth But it's nothing like that They're just trying their best To clean up their act With nothing to Gain In their lame atempt As challenges go This time the Tides turned There's no way to know When it comes to the unlearned When I was a child Moms washed our mouths out with soap With no earthly idea How far that feat would go Feel free to join in the fun On this challenge brand new If you're young and you're dumb You too can chew on a pod or two They drool and they dribble Over the soap in the middle With both the challenge and mind Being that of the simple With every challenge of course It'll come out in the wash Is this pure genius at work I clearly think not If it's all in clean fun Can it really be wrong In the meantime would you mind Passing that pod