Throw Fire On Humor and More Updated
On Humor Throw Some Fire
Here is how on humor to throw some fire;
Read all of my many poems in their entire;
Idea can present,
With my consent;
Things upset Trump making him perspire.
Jim Horn
Trump and Trouble
Trump always had trouble gaining support,
And seems like he would sell others short;
Has limited ability;
See much senility;
All around him his mind has become a fort.
Jim Horn
Wish I could write a book with all of my Trump and Hillary poems in it like Fire and Fury.
I am gaining a lot of anti-Trump Poem followers,
While the rest of them will pass by like big blurs;
New strategy;
Born tragedy;
In feet said he had been born with bone spurs.
Jim Horn
So on a spur of the moment
America elected Trump. He
has been a spur in our side
ever since.
Republican Named Trump
Ari Melber and I were at a pub,
When we ran into a republican
That had sinned again and again;
Thinks a card;
A total retard;
Named Trump who really did win.
Jim Horn
My Sunday Morning Poetry Massacre
Depends upon where each sin are situated,
And how much you have been humiliated;
Set the stage,
For fury and rage;
Would not sin when results were anticipated.
Jim Horn
When all your sins started surging,
Including Trump with all his urging;
Each affair,
Hard to bare
Pray to God asking for soul purging.
Jim Horn
Total Disregard
What Trump does seems to be hard;
For all things he has total disregard;
Head in sand;
Brains be banned;
Body from looking at has been barred,
Should See Cross of Trump
Should see cross that Trump tries bare,
And when it was seen from everywhere,
Not only redundant,
Repudiatedly repugnant;
Completely out people tore all their hair.
James Horn
Forecasted Lambasted
From Trump fools he has been forecasted
Looking like he does need to be lambasted;
Would you believe,
Cannot conceive;
If woman period would be procrastinated.
Jim Horn
Prayers About Stairs
It is cold and the outside church
stairs are really slick. They are
especially dangerous in the dark.
We will have to say many prayers,
For some lightens to brighten stairs;
Heard God's call;
Hope we won't fall;
Thought of it so often us it scares.
Jim Horn
Over ten again.
Trump and Nukes
Here is what we say if you have nukes,
Do go ahead and put up your dukes;
Have been dueling,
For pre-schooling;
At what Trump said many may rebuke.
Jim Horn
Which Batter Will
We sure could use much more collateral,
For agreements that are bi or unilateral;
We will test;
You suggest,
Do for best biscuits and what batter will.
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2018
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