Three Year Old - Thinking

Three Year Old….thinking

that potty training thing was over rated
and that “big boy” thing - quite overstated

now I can pee on the ants
thank goodness for my “big boy” pants

my feet are cold
I miss my “footies”

my “wuzzie” – mom had to boil it
just cuz I washed it – in the toilet

tried the cat’s food this morning
now I know why he licks himself

I’m kinda like a sunbeam
I can’t sit still

dressed myself this morning
who knew – colors clashed!!

wonder what the cat would look like
with a new hair cut

I wonder what it is I’ve done
when mom says “Dad, go get your son!”

why can’t you guys leave me alone
and let me enjoy my ice cream cone

got hold of the remote last night
they’ll never find it

I like bugs – mom doesn’t
thought it was funny – it wasn’t


6/22/2017

Submitted to – Three year olds thoughts – Poetry Contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Cwiak Avatar
July 24, 2017 at 9:56 AM
Really enjoyed this one, John. Oh, to be that age again! Congratulations on the win.
Cwiak Avatar
July 24, 2017 at 9:55 AM
Really enjoyed this one, John. Oh, to be that age again! Congratulations on the win.
Roper Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 9:20 PM
Love the write, John, your wit is very amusing. Congratulations on your win ~*
Wood Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 5:52 PM
Enjoyed this John! Everyone has done so well in this contest. Congrats on your win. - Dean
Allison Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 4:11 PM
the humour is superb John you had me laughing loudly:-) congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
Canerdy Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 2:52 PM
Congrats on your win, John! Janice
Makama Avatar
June 30, 2017 at 9:40 AM
This is fantastic, so fantastic. Coming to this page feels predestined because I feel so satisfied. Thanks for the wonderful share.
Daniel Avatar
June 30, 2017 at 7:54 AM
This is so cool, John:) "I wonder what it is I've done" - oh sure! Kids can be sweetly innocent:) made me smile:)
Lane Avatar
June 27, 2017 at 7:29 AM
I loved so many of these lines, John....laughed the most at the cat food trial.. Well done!
Turner Avatar
June 23, 2017 at 5:26 PM
LOL My favorite one is the cat food. Lol John, you ain't right:) Extremely funny write!!!
Wanter Avatar
June 23, 2017 at 3:54 PM
Laughing! Brought back three year old memories!!!
Green Avatar
June 23, 2017 at 3:00 PM
This was really cool John. Best wishes in the contest
Cozart Avatar
June 23, 2017 at 2:58 PM
This is ABSOLUTELY awesome.
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