Three Mid-October Limericks

OLD CHARLIE Old Charlie played ball too long, and of course He played with gusto, with real driving force How his muscles, they ached He cried out, For Goodness' sake!' ~ Today medics call this a 'charley horse.' ROMEO Romeo was a real hit with the girls They swooned over his long hair's golden curls Romeo had his way And proceeded to say "You'll just love the flag of Rome I unfurl!" HOCUS-POCUS Jessica could fix computer glitches Did so with words, without any hitches She said, "Hocus-pocus, Computer, please focus." But the software, she left it in stitches