J P Marmaro Poet Limerick

Three Limericks

I.
There was a young man from Milwaukee
Who forever was playing at haukee.
His deplorable luck
Was to swallow a puck,
Now he drinks all his drinks through a straukee.

II.
There was an old char who’d get teary
When confronted with weather too dreary—
It would grow more severe
When she'd guzzle some beer—
("But that’s only a theory, me dearie!")

III.
A pop-loving girl from Atlanta
Drank up numerous bottles of Fanta—
Soon a surfeit of fizz
Gave her hair so much frizz
She could whizz through the air just like Santa.

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Susan Gentry July 20, 2018 at 12:55 AM Lol Sharp and witty.

Kevin Lawrence July 17, 2018 at 2:18 PM Made me laugh! Imaginative license, My Friend. Thank you.

Jan Allison June 16, 2018 at 1:45 PM ha ha ha a fun string of limericks JP I really giggled at your word play especially in the first poem:-) hugs jan xx