Three Ghosts

A Roman, Cavalier, and a Lady in Grey
were all sat in the old Bell Hotel,
the customers round didn't know they were there
but could sense a peculiar smell.
The Centurion spoke first as he put down his pint,
“ I can't say I've been doing alright,
I've haunted this place 'till I'm blue in the face,
I'm put down to 'a bump in the night' “.
“ I know what you mean” said the sad Cavalier,
“Haunting is much harder than you think,
I've walked through pub walls, 
waved my sword in the hall
but the locals put it down to drink”.
The Lady in Grey shook her head in dismay
“ I've spent two centuries on these stairs,
but it's always the same, the photo experts blame
dodgy negatives, nobody cares.
So we all are agreed”, as she stood up to leave,
the door opened without turning the knob,
“we make known our desire that we're going to retire-
Richard Felix is out of a job”.

(Richard Felix is our local paranormal expert who runs Ghost walks in the city, and has been a regular on TV series 'most haunted' )
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Inman Avatar
May 17, 2018 at 7:24 AM
Hi Viv, enjoyed your tale. I'm a big fan of the mysteries of the world around us. I've had the occasional unexplained experience myself.
Manassian Avatar
May 5, 2018 at 2:27 PM
Wow...this is something else. I spook easy and didn't like the pick. Was going to give the read a miss, but made it to the finish and I'm glad I did. Great humor here, Viv. It's good that they retire...
Godwin Avatar
May 4, 2018 at 9:14 AM
You are so darn clever, Viv - always a joy being entertained by you! Well told and abundantly delightful. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
Gentile Avatar
May 3, 2018 at 9:25 AM
This was so creative and such fun to read, Viv xx00
Cunningham Avatar
May 3, 2018 at 2:49 AM
Great truth in your verse Viv, with modern technology and trickery no one is shocked anymore. Tom.
Allison Avatar
May 3, 2018 at 2:09 AM
Great storytelling Mr Viv and oh gosh what memories for me as I used to drink in that pub on Sadler Gate - there were always spirits in there and not just the alcoholic type!:-) hugs jan xx
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