Those Crazy Pole Beans

This is a mostly true story!

A few years ago in central Arkansas
I planted a garden among rich fertile soil
Followed seed packet directions as though written by law
Believing better results came from sweat and toil

Tomatoes and peppers and something called pole beans
Potatoes and onions, colors of corn, I've never seen
Always ended up with mud on the knees of my jeans
Slowly through the dark earth peeked petals of green

Weeks later everything looked just as though I thought it should
And I hoped everything would taste just as good
But those pole beans kept growing like you've never seen
And started making lovely huge beans of green

I had to build a fence to hold them up
Every day they grew another foot taller before sunup
The only way I could pick them was from the top of my ladder
I tell ya', no red head from Ireland has ever been madder!

*note...I am part Irish with red tints in my hair..no insults intended....

©Donna Jones
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Cavanaugh Avatar
October 25, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Love this humorous write. Love the last line. I could visualize you standing on the top rung of a ladder stretching out to pick beans. You put a smile on my face today. I also see that It was a winner. Congratulations!
Mohammed Avatar
August 4, 2013 at 6:54 AM
This was fun to read Donna.I'm so glad I decided to take a read of your older poems.
Kendrick Avatar
February 17, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Congrats on your great win..I knew it was going to be a winner..Sara
Jones Avatar
February 17, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Thanks Sara just something silly...
Seawolf Avatar
February 17, 2013 at 11:50 AM
Such the lass from Ireland sure... fishin' & pickin' part o'the lure... you're visit to me "Damn Bird" duly noted... mayhap in rime ye'll soon be thus quoted... I think one o'me pen a'time ago may for ye be apropos... find "Faere Lass"... SeaWolf
Jones Avatar
February 17, 2013 at 4:35 PM
Thank you for stopping by and I shall do so promptly!
Haick Avatar
February 14, 2013 at 11:46 PM
Congratulations on a fine win, well deserved, Donna! Always, Annalise
Jones Avatar
February 15, 2013 at 7:09 AM
Thank yo Annalise...you are so kind to always stop by... blessings
A   Avatar
February 13, 2013 at 6:07 PM
Hello Donna, Congratulations, :-), with your awesome, Irish Poems ... xox~PD
Jones Avatar
February 14, 2013 at 6:52 AM
Thanks for stopping by my silly lil thing....always your admirer...Donna
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 12, 2013 at 10:21 AM
Belated congratulations on your win Donna luv xx
Jones Avatar
February 12, 2013 at 1:24 PM
Well it was really a silly thing I had fun with...can't believe I won anything! Thank yo soooooooo much......have a great day
Merryman Avatar
February 11, 2013 at 8:09 PM
Such a cute story! Congrats on your win, Donna! Love, Kim
Jones Avatar
February 11, 2013 at 9:32 PM
Hank you Kim...I did enjoy eating them too....
Johnson Avatar
February 11, 2013 at 1:51 PM
But how were they from the pot? I love fresh garden green beans. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
Jones Avatar
February 11, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Just wonderful....I kept the pressure cooker busy for days as well as enjoying many meals of fresh ones with new potatoes and onions...thanks for reading
Veetil Avatar
February 11, 2013 at 11:53 AM
love these pole beans here..;)...congrats on your win...
Jones Avatar
February 11, 2013 at 2:34 PM
Thanks so much and for stopping by
Johnson Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 3:48 PM
My mom was at least part Irish and she grew up on the Indian reservation in South Dakota. She would have loved this. I've had some friends who were bean poles. Maybe they ate a lot of pole beans. :)
Jones Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Maybe...they are crazy green beans that grow very tall. You have to put poles and fences up for them to grow up.. they grew at least seven foot tall. I have pictures to prove it. It was so funny
A   Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Thank you for sharing the moment Donna, and the smile... do not worry about the tint of Irish... and red hair... ha to me you glow... always~ LINDA
Jones Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 1:54 PM
Sooo very nice...appreciate it....am Irish-Cherokee mix...quite a combo....blessings
Kendrick Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 12:59 PM
Enjoyed the humor in this one..I got a chuckle..Reads like a winning entry in the contest..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
Jones Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 1:55 PM
Thank you Sara...just trying to have a little fun...blessings
Ryerson Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 11:52 AM
Ha!...Sounds a bit like a true Jack-in-the-beanstalk account...thank you for your footle comment thus: 'You are a talented poet and from your picture, you appear to be a perfect picture of pulchritude...so one could hardly blame you for occasionally acting like a Prima: Donna, Donna' (Oh, boy)
Jones Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 1:56 PM
I wish you could see the pictures I have actually standing on the ladder picking those...it was crazy!!!thanks for stopping by
Ellison Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 10:44 AM
This one's a hooty hoot hoot, dear Donna! "maybe I shall just stick with my own style" NO NO NO expand your horizons... you've got the talent! Great big hugs!
Jones Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 1:58 PM
Childish imagination maybe...but thanks for your wonderful words always...but these beans were crazy!
Manassian Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 10:06 AM
Donna...Lovely last line! :) Good to be proud of your roots! Good luck with this. I just wanted to take a break in this lovely vacation to get in touch and thank you for your lovely support and love the past week! You are a jewel! Hugs!
Jones Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 10:34 AM
So sweet. Thanks..just silly I know.. just trying to participate...maybe I shall just stick with my own style...I debate myself....I know not what I do hahahaha
Gildersleeve Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 9:21 AM
Lol, very good imaging with words. I had no problems visioning this in my mind. Good luck in the contest. Warm Smiles, Connie
Jones Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 10:34 AM
Thanks Connie, kind as always....Donna
Sivey Avatar
February 6, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Ha ha! This is quite the humorous and lovely write my friend! I loved reading this delightful poem this evening! What an enlightening piece, Great Work!!
Jones Avatar
February 7, 2013 at 6:32 AM
Well just a silly something..I'm not good at just sitting down and coming up with subject given....just trying to participate....so thanks
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