Those Crazy Pole Beans

This is a mostly true story!

A few years ago in central Arkansas
I planted a garden among rich fertile soil
Followed seed packet directions as though written by law
Believing better results came from sweat and toil

Tomatoes and peppers and something called pole beans
Potatoes and onions, colors of corn, I've never seen
Always ended up with mud on the knees of my jeans
Slowly through the dark earth peeked petals of green

Weeks later everything looked just as though I thought it should
And I hoped everything would taste just as good
But those pole beans kept growing like you've never seen
And started making lovely huge beans of green

I had to build a fence to hold them up
Every day they grew another foot taller before sunup
The only way I could pick them was from the top of my ladder
I tell ya', no red head from Ireland has ever been madder!

*note...I am part Irish with red tints in my hair..no insults intended....

©Donna Jones

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 10/25/2013 10:25:00 AM
Love this humorous write. Love the last line. I could visualize you standing on the top rung of a ladder stretching out to pick beans. You put a smile on my face today. I also see that It was a winner. Congratulations!
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Date: 8/4/2013 6:54:00 AM
This was fun to read Donna.I'm so glad I decided to take a read of your older poems.
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Date: 2/17/2013 12:58:00 PM
Congrats on your great win..I knew it was going to be a winner..Sara
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/17/2013 4:21:00 PM
Thanks Sara just something silly...
Date: 2/17/2013 11:50:00 AM
Such the lass from Ireland sure... fishin' & pickin' part o'the lure... you're visit to me "Damn Bird" duly noted... mayhap in rime ye'll soon be thus quoted... I think one o'me pen a'time ago may for ye be apropos... find "Faere Lass"... SeaWolf
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/17/2013 4:35:00 PM
Thank you for stopping by and I shall do so promptly!
Date: 2/14/2013 11:46:00 PM
Congratulations on a fine win, well deserved, Donna! Always, Annalise
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/15/2013 7:09:00 AM
Thank yo Annalise...you are so kind to always stop by... blessings
Date: 2/13/2013 6:07:00 PM
Hello Donna, Congratulations, :-), with your awesome, Irish Poems ... xox~PD
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/14/2013 6:52:00 AM
Thanks for stopping by my silly lil thing....always your admirer...Donna
Date: 2/12/2013 10:21:00 AM
Belated congratulations on your win Donna luv xx
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/12/2013 1:24:00 PM
Well it was really a silly thing I had fun with...can't believe I won anything! Thank yo soooooooo much......have a great day
Date: 2/11/2013 8:09:00 PM
Such a cute story! Congrats on your win, Donna! Love, Kim
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/11/2013 9:32:00 PM
Hank you Kim...I did enjoy eating them too....
Date: 2/11/2013 1:51:00 PM
But how were they from the pot? I love fresh garden green beans. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/11/2013 2:33:00 PM
Just wonderful....I kept the pressure cooker busy for days as well as enjoying many meals of fresh ones with new potatoes and onions...thanks for reading
Date: 2/11/2013 11:53:00 AM
love these pole beans here..;)...congrats on your win...
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/11/2013 2:34:00 PM
Thanks so much and for stopping by
Date: 2/7/2013 3:48:00 PM
My mom was at least part Irish and she grew up on the Indian reservation in South Dakota. She would have loved this. I've had some friends who were bean poles. Maybe they ate a lot of pole beans. :)
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/7/2013 5:47:00 PM
Maybe...they are crazy green beans that grow very tall. You have to put poles and fences up for them to grow up.. they grew at least seven foot tall. I have pictures to prove it. It was so funny
Date: 2/7/2013 1:03:00 PM
Thank you for sharing the moment Donna, and the smile... do not worry about the tint of Irish... and red hair... ha to me you glow... always~ LINDA
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/7/2013 1:54:00 PM
Sooo very nice...appreciate it....am Irish-Cherokee mix...quite a combo....blessings
Date: 2/7/2013 12:59:00 PM
Enjoyed the humor in this one..I got a chuckle..Reads like a winning entry in the contest..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/7/2013 1:55:00 PM
Thank you Sara...just trying to have a little fun...blessings
Date: 2/7/2013 11:52:00 AM
Ha!...Sounds a bit like a true Jack-in-the-beanstalk account...thank you for your footle comment thus: 'You are a talented poet and from your picture, you appear to be a perfect picture of pulchritude...so one could hardly blame you for occasionally acting like a Prima: Donna, Donna' (Oh, boy)
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/7/2013 1:56:00 PM
I wish you could see the pictures I have actually standing on the ladder picking those...it was crazy!!!thanks for stopping by
Date: 2/7/2013 10:44:00 AM
This one's a hooty hoot hoot, dear Donna! "maybe I shall just stick with my own style" NO NO NO expand your horizons... you've got the talent! Great big hugs!
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/7/2013 1:58:00 PM
Childish imagination maybe...but thanks for your wonderful words always...but these beans were crazy!
Date: 2/7/2013 10:06:00 AM
Donna...Lovely last line! :) Good to be proud of your roots! Good luck with this. I just wanted to take a break in this lovely vacation to get in touch and thank you for your lovely support and love the past week! You are a jewel! Hugs!
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/7/2013 10:34:00 AM
So sweet. Thanks..just silly I know.. just trying to participate...maybe I shall just stick with my own style...I debate myself....I know not what I do hahahaha
Date: 2/7/2013 9:21:00 AM
Lol, very good imaging with words. I had no problems visioning this in my mind. Good luck in the contest. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/7/2013 10:34:00 AM
Thanks Connie, kind as always....Donna
Date: 2/6/2013 9:44:00 PM
Ha ha! This is quite the humorous and lovely write my friend! I loved reading this delightful poem this evening! What an enlightening piece, Great Work!!
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Donna Jones
Date: 2/7/2013 6:32:00 AM
Well just a silly something..I'm not good at just sitting down and coming up with subject given....just trying to participate....so thanks
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