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A bike courier and a rabbi walk into a bar... How high is the bar?

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Date: 5/14/2019 1:24:00 PM
I've already read some comments so my mind's a little tainted. But the question has been asked, now the answer must be painted. If it was an attorney, I'd say he/she should pass the bar and like you said, just go for a soda.
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/14/2019 2:31:00 PM
Cheers to that!
Date: 5/13/2019 12:16:00 PM
Great fun Mo, of course this is not a comment lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/13/2019 12:20:00 PM
Lol! ;D HUGS
Date: 5/10/2019 8:08:00 AM
This is great, Maureen. Love the humor. :))
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/11/2019 4:59:00 PM
Thank you :))) xomo!
Date: 5/7/2019 7:46:00 AM
Hi Maureen, Thought provoking. I like it. Nice! It makes me wonder... How high is the courier and how high is the rabbi? After a few drinks it will all become clear. Have a great day. Earl
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/7/2019 7:48:00 AM
Heh, maybe we'll just go for a soda...
Date: 5/6/2019 3:40:00 PM
Face on the ground and a face on the Torah, they picked themselves up and went and had a drink! Great poem!
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/6/2019 3:42:00 PM
LOL! ;D xomo!
Date: 5/6/2019 3:32:00 PM
Classic shtick, and a classy poet to delivery those lines. Frigging miss lead of direction Maureen.
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Jeff Connelly
Date: 5/8/2019 10:32:00 PM
Simply love it more once courier Maureen.
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/6/2019 3:41:00 PM
Tee hee (I let you in on inside joke, someone gave a lecture on what a poem is and is not, to my friend, a rabbi) xomo! ;)
Date: 5/6/2019 8:57:00 AM
love this!
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/6/2019 8:58:00 AM
Thank you :))) xomo!
Date: 5/5/2019 7:53:00 AM
Love it!! My friend in humor you just set a high bar... and gave a gift of laughter to many.. no small feat..
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/6/2019 7:10:00 AM
Thank you so much my friend! :) xomo!
Date: 5/5/2019 6:45:00 AM
Hahaha! Brilliant! Great humour lady..
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/5/2019 7:01:00 AM
Tee hee ;) thank you my friend, xomo!
Date: 5/4/2019 10:10:00 PM
Answer: ---Don't know. Got disbarred. (Thanks, Maureen! You 'da best!'). ~ gw, wiping away a tear here in Chicago.
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/5/2019 6:59:00 AM
Lol, yup. There is a higher bar, couth and tact, and you set it my dear friend ;) xomo <3
Date: 5/4/2019 3:16:00 PM
... just high enough :)
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/5/2019 7:01:00 AM
Yuppers ;) xomo!
Date: 5/4/2019 1:54:00 PM
Drum roll please. Always a delight my friend. Have a great day.
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/5/2019 7:02:00 AM
Tee hee ;) Thank you my friend, and you! xomo
Date: 5/4/2019 10:38:00 AM
Who says it's not a poem?! Love it.
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/5/2019 7:03:00 AM
;) xomo <3
Date: 5/4/2019 9:42:00 AM
Quite high if you have one to many lol
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/5/2019 7:04:00 AM
Lol! Smarty pants ;) xomo!
Date: 5/4/2019 8:38:00 AM
...yeah, two irishmen walk out of a bar....no--really----it could happen....
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/4/2019 8:39:00 AM
LOL! ;D

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