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This Is Not a Poem

A bike courier 
    and a rabbi 
    walk into a bar...

    How high is the bar?

Copyright © Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart | Year Posted 2019

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May 14, 2019 at 1:24 PM

I've already read some comments so my mind's a little tainted. But the question has been asked, now the answer must be painted. If it was an attorney, I'd say he/she should pass the bar and like you said, just go for a soda.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 14, 2019 at 2:31 PM

Cheers to that!

May 13, 2019 at 12:16 PM

Great fun Mo, of course this is not a comment lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 13, 2019 at 12:20 PM

Lol! ;D HUGS

Charles Messina

May 10, 2019 at 8:08 AM

This is great, Maureen. Love the humor. :))

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2019 at 4:59 PM

Thank you :))) xomo!

Earl Schumacker

May 7, 2019 at 7:46 AM

Hi Maureen, Thought provoking. I like it. Nice! It makes me wonder... How high is the courier and how high is the rabbi? After a few drinks it will all become clear. Have a great day. Earl

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 7, 2019 at 7:48 AM

Heh, maybe we'll just go for a soda...

Timothy Mcguire

May 6, 2019 at 3:40 PM

Face on the ground and a face on the Torah, they picked themselves up and went and had a drink! Great poem!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 6, 2019 at 3:42 PM

LOL! ;D xomo!

May 6, 2019 at 3:32 PM

Classic shtick, and a classy poet to delivery those lines. Frigging miss lead of direction Maureen.

May 8, 2019 at 10:32 PM

Simply love it more once courier Maureen.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 6, 2019 at 3:41 PM

Tee hee (I let you in on inside joke, someone gave a lecture on what a poem is and is not, to my friend, a rabbi) xomo! ;)

May 6, 2019 at 8:57 AM

love this!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 6, 2019 at 8:58 AM

Thank you :))) xomo!

May 5, 2019 at 7:53 AM

Love it!! My friend in humor you just set a high bar... and gave a gift of laughter to many.. no small feat..

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 6, 2019 at 7:10 AM

Thank you so much my friend! :) xomo!

May 5, 2019 at 6:45 AM

Hahaha! Brilliant! Great humour lady..

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 5, 2019 at 7:01 AM

Tee hee ;) thank you my friend, xomo!

May 4, 2019 at 10:10 PM

Answer: ---Don't know. Got disbarred. (Thanks, Maureen! You 'da best!'). ~ gw, wiping away a tear here in Chicago.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 5, 2019 at 6:59 AM

Lol, yup. There is a higher bar, couth and tact, and you set it my dear friend ;) xomo <3

Anne-Lise Andresen

May 4, 2019 at 3:16 PM

... just high enough :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 5, 2019 at 7:01 AM

Yuppers ;) xomo!

May 4, 2019 at 1:54 PM

Drum roll please. Always a delight my friend. Have a great day.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 5, 2019 at 7:02 AM

Tee hee ;) Thank you my friend, and you! xomo

May 4, 2019 at 10:38 AM

Who says it's not a poem?! Love it.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 5, 2019 at 7:03 AM

;) xomo <3

May 4, 2019 at 9:42 AM

Quite high if you have one to many lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 5, 2019 at 7:04 AM

Lol! Smarty pants ;) xomo!

May 4, 2019 at 8:38 AM

...yeah, two irishmen walk out of a bar....no--really----it could happen....

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 4, 2019 at 8:39 AM

LOL! ;D

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