This Crazy Non Rich Caucasian Baby Boomer

Albeit cold shower with sudden zoo ming onset of brisk fallen temperatures may not be amenable to you dear reader, but after Matthew sets to washing creating substantial lather, visited with healthy slew of frothed shampooed hair do (cuz - jest like Spongebobsquarepants, I like abundant suds), which initial shock of cold water jolts mine body inducing "Whew" to escape soaped over mouth (here, lemme lean in so yukon get a whiff) this self proscribed quasi (very diluted off the Peco boo grid) deprivation of hot H2O tolerance, qua minimal self elected survivalist modus operandi value bull electric kool aid acid test undertaken in the event devastating adversity (mainly an electricity power outage) doth render livingsocial uncomfortably cold to the bone and sinew, where mind over matter decides riches superfluous, especially if parvenu, when scads of back up generators conk out total unbelievable wreckage, sans the overnight natural germane Blitzkrieg imposes savage apocalyptic devastating hellacious milieu (on account of a mega disaster such as hurricane Michael), who doth not indiscriminate toward gentile or Jew obliterating entire infra structure super glue equalizing economic disparity hew wing fair playing field reducing whether disposable wealth harkens from "old" money, and/or nouveau riche, this sudden catastrophic event brew till lee decrees indeterminate penury, and trappings of theoretical leisure class bon voyage every stitch of cloth, and other material goods forcibly bade i.e. adieu.