Jan Allison Poet Sonnet

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This Cougar Is Challenged Ct

I gasp, when you split your tight skirt
I’m shocked, your G string’s on display
It serves you right you dreadful flirt
I’m sure you knew my neighbor's gay!

He’s handsome with eyes of teal blue
Yet has no interest in you
Still you tried hard to seduce him
Right in front of his partner Jim

When you split your tight skirt I’m shocked
I gasp, your G string’s on display
You dreadful flirt, I’m sure you knew
My neighbors gay, it serves you right

A cougar could tempt a straight guy -
you’ve no chance with him… say goodbye!

Charonnet Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Charles Messina

09/03/20

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Mark Koplin October 14, 2020 at 11:52 AM Congrats with your top win Jan! That was a good one, I really like it. Good Job!! Jan Allison October 14, 2020 at 12:29 PM thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Howard Kerr October 13, 2020 at 6:56 PM Congratulations, Jan, on your first place medal winning entry. Superb. I would like to thank you for your kind remarks on my work. Warmth Howard Jan Allison October 14, 2020 at 3:20 AM Thanks Howard:-) write on!!:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire October 13, 2020 at 10:49 AM Wow! So deserving of a top win, Jan. Congrats on your first place! Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison October 13, 2020 at 2:11 PM thanks Carolyn:-) it was quite a challenge but I SO enjoyed it:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina October 13, 2020 at 9:00 AM Jan, I absolutely love this whimsical and brilliant write. You did so well with this difficult form. A huge Congratulations on your 1st place win. I hope all is well my dear friend. Hugs // Charlie xx Jan Allison October 13, 2020 at 9:05 AM I am SO delighted you liked the poem I has such fun writing for the contest and I agree it was a challenge to write with the swapped lines, but I got there in the end:-) hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith October 13, 2020 at 8:55 AM Congratulations on your win. So cute and funny. You made me laugh. I love this write and the why tooooo cute picture. "Great Job" Enjoy your win............. Jan Allison October 13, 2020 at 8:59 AM Thanks Paula:-) hugs jan xx

Krish Radhakrishna September 6, 2020 at 10:37 AM hilarious! great theme, perfect rhyme!!! a sure winner!! Jan Allison September 6, 2020 at 5:02 PM I hope Charlie likes it, some may find the poem distasteful I guess but I take my chance:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger September 6, 2020 at 1:26 AM You have truly "outed" this hussy! Jan Allison September 6, 2020 at 5:34 AM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser September 5, 2020 at 10:04 AM Oh boy...she's really disconnected. Jan Allison September 5, 2020 at 10:41 AM ha ha ha yeah this kitty is barking up the wrong tree lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan September 4, 2020 at 3:11 AM This chick was not a classy cougar. She's more of a slithering snake. lol Always fun writes from you, Jan. Jan Allison September 4, 2020 at 8:06 AM lol Jenna:-) Perhaps she bit of more than she could chew with this guy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Panagiota Romios September 3, 2020 at 5:30 PM Hysterical, Jan! Hugs, Pangiexxx Jan Allison September 4, 2020 at 8:05 AM glad you saw the humour in it:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie September 3, 2020 at 5:10 PM G'day Jan ... you can't help bad luck Jan. Time to look for greener pastures. A good bit of fun sonnet Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison September 4, 2020 at 8:05 AM lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues September 3, 2020 at 4:29 PM Well done! Enjoyed your great humor! Jan Allison September 4, 2020 at 8:04 AM thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer September 3, 2020 at 8:53 AM ha! a very entertaining poem, jan! best of luck in the contest... Jan Allison September 3, 2020 at 4:20 PM It was a fun challenge lol:-) hugs jan xx

V. Deepa September 3, 2020 at 8:35 AM Amusing sonnet dear Jan mam.:-) My best wishes to you in the contest. Keep inspiring.Much love~Deepa:-) Jan Allison September 3, 2020 at 4:19 PM thanks Deepa:-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh September 3, 2020 at 7:19 AM WOW. Such a hilarious and enchanting poem. I'm sure it will win. God bless you with many more amazing writes, dear Jan. Love, Gina Jan Allison September 3, 2020 at 7:59 AM I hope no one finds it offensive - we have several gay friends - they are nicest guys in the world and one of them is very attractive !:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen September 3, 2020 at 6:25 AM - Ok ... no use trying ... I'm too old :) - But ... I can enjoy from a distance - A fun poem, Jan :) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison September 3, 2020 at 6:29 AM thanks Anne Lise - oh you are a stunner my friend :-) hugs Jan xx