Thirteen

Thirteen ghosts Thirteenth floor, Twelve plus one, Don't want no more Thirteen ghosts sinister Inhabit my printer... So I sent for the Lexmark Minister To perform a printer exorcism This machine prints what IT wants, Even picks it's own fonts! Some of this stuff I never wrote, I tell you, This machine's got my goat... Paper jams and printer levitation Nothing too odd This machine ignores gravitation! Lately it's words outshine mine, So maybe I'll just say, "That's just fine!" Sit back and take credit due To thirteen ghosts And their Lexmark host.