Think I Need a Husband

Think I need a husband to hold my fragile hand. Now I need a husband to open up a can. I could use a husband to put the garbage out. Would never want my husband to scream nor cuss or shout. Feel I need a husband for I want some pocket money, See my future husband would be a dead-set honey. Sense I need a husband to cook and dust for me. He'd be strong, We'd get along, would never disagree. Really need a husband, would love to own a house. If he brought a mansion- would be the perfect spouse. Right now I need a husband, to brush my curly hair, wish I had a husband for tender loving care. He could run my bath, outdoors could rub my lotion. He'd love this way- he'd never stray, to me he'd have devotion. Think I need a husband; really cannot wait, Would have to have a little talk already he is late. Know I need a husband to open all the doors, Don't even try and give me that- that husband that is yours. Think I need a husband to call my very own. Ideally want a husband- who doesn't have a phone. He could massage me; my back it's really sore, Really need a husband who'd love me more and more. If he's a bad husband could always send him back, Perhaps I'd be a little hurt - may give him one good whack. So if you want a wife please send your resume, Would love you much and be in touch to plan our wedding day.