Things That Wake Me Up

Things That Wake Me Up I sleep in my bed and get woken up by different things But not all at once they get me one at a time There’s the earthquake shaking the bed side to side The need to take a piss when all I want is sleep Bowel movements rumble griping me to get up Time to go to work to do my slave job A big ******** my urge to shag shag shag her now! Rise and shine Nick it’s time to hike the hill Smell of lovely bacon cooking ruins my sleep No sleep as all keeps me awake so I find her Zombies breaking down my door rouse me Aliens abducting me thru the roof spook me All this and more wakes me up now now now All I want is to get some bloody sleep! You’ll sleep when you’re dead lad…