Things That Wake Me Up
Things That Wake Me Up
I sleep in my bed and get woken up by different things
But not all at once they get me one at a time
There’s the earthquake shaking the bed side to side
The need to take a piss when all I want is sleep
Bowel movements rumble griping me to get up
Time to go to work to do my slave job
A big ******** my urge to shag shag shag her now!
Rise and shine Nick it’s time to hike the hill
Smell of lovely bacon cooking ruins my sleep
No sleep as all keeps me awake so I find her
Zombies breaking down my door rouse me
Aliens abducting me thru the roof spook me
All this and more wakes me up now now now
All I want is to get some bloody sleep!
You’ll sleep when you’re dead lad…
Copyright © Nick Armbrister Jimmy Boom Semtex | Year Posted 2021
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