Things I Don'T Want To Know

THINGS I DON’T WANT TO KNOW In romantic dramas where boy meets girl, maybe his ex, How many times or in what position they have sex. In action scenes of battle or western gunfights, Which arms and legs are ripped off by bullets. In Presidential politics, or Senate election, Who was the intern and how big was the ********. In magazines of the stars and their homes, With whom does each sleep when the partner roams. In interviews with supermodels, (a notable tv time-waste) Where they buy their socks, undershorts, or toothpaste. When people talk about their drinking habits Exactly why they threw up, and in what toilets. In earnest interviews with radical fundamental men, How long before the world is going to end (again?).