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They Speak Australian In Heaven

There I was standing at the Pearly Gates I was so excited to learn my fate First, they sat me down On my head a crown Then the question ~ What are your pronouns, mate?!

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Paula Goldsmith

Date: 5/11/2022 2:46:00 PM

Creative/cute/way toooo funny. Now I need to know pronouns to get into heaven??? Do I get a second choice??? How about a poem or 2, will that do??? Have a blessed day writing away.................

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/5/2022 10:38:00 AM

Funny! Love it.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/5/2022 6:56:00 PM

btw: They speak Australian in the other place too, mate...

John Lawless

Date: 5/4/2022 5:58:00 AM

...hey....if they have pronouns.....do we have anti-nouns????

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/5/2022 6:53:00 PM

I believe that you are correct, John. Anti-nouns lives anti-matter. ~ Spokesman for the cause

Unseeking Seeker

Date: 5/3/2022 10:45:00 PM

Hahaha! A mood elevator!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/5/2022 2:59:00 PM

Like all elevators, it goes up and down...

L Milton Hankins

Date: 5/3/2022 6:36:00 PM

Superb! When you figure out the pronouns, let me know, because I'm very confused by all this pronoun **it.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/3/2022 6:57:00 PM

I carry a copy of that 'pronoun sheet' around with me... If that doesn't work, I improvise by pretending to cough: 'Er, um, uz, ahem.' I think that all those are approved pronouns today. lol. Fun in the Sun, gw

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/3/2022 4:51:00 PM

LOL! Right?!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/3/2022 6:51:00 PM

Right... I rarely recommend laughing out soft anyway...

Susan Lawrence

Date: 5/3/2022 2:20:00 PM

I love this Gershon ! I can picture you now with that surprised grin on your face ! So much fun . Susan :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/3/2022 6:49:00 PM

'That surprised grin' on my face makes quite the picture, I guess. lol. Thanks, Susan! :)

Bill Baker

Date: 5/3/2022 1:56:00 PM

Good one Gershon. That last line was quite the twist. LOL It made me smile my friend. Bill

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/3/2022 6:48:00 PM

Alright, matey. Keep smiling now! ~ gw

John Watt

Date: 5/3/2022 9:37:00 AM

Good on ya, Gershon. Just don't say "I, Me, Mine".

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/3/2022 6:48:00 PM

I'm a little pronouned out at this point, John. meRi

Kenneth Cheney

Date: 5/3/2022 6:44:00 AM

Ha! Pronouns mate? Your killing me with this.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/3/2022 6:37:00 PM

Pronouns make our identities go 'round!'

Deb M

Date: 5/3/2022 6:39:00 AM

And so they should cheeky Mr Wolf! Cute Limerick…debx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/3/2022 6:32:00 PM

Oh, I just love the work 'cheeky,' Deb. Haven't heard it much since I saw Julie Andrews use it in 'Mary Poppins.' It's been a while, eh?! Thanks, gw

Judy Ball

Date: 5/3/2022 2:41:00 AM

Love this Gershon. Cute and sweet and a great message. God knows where we all come from because He is the one who put us there so we are all welcome. Great write. God Bless, JB

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/3/2022 6:30:00 PM

Yes, indeed. God even put the 'roo' in kangaroo! Thanks, Judy. :)