Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

They Speak Australian In Heaven

There I was standing at the Pearly Gates
I was so excited to learn my fate
   First, they sat me down
   On my head a crown
Then the question ~ What are your pronouns, mate?!

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Paula Goldsmith May 11, 2022 at 2:46 PM Creative/cute/way toooo funny. Now I need to know pronouns to get into heaven??? Do I get a second choice??? How about a poem or 2, will that do??? Have a blessed day writing away.................

Caren Krutsinger May 5, 2022 at 10:38 AM Funny! Love it. Gershon Wolf May 5, 2022 at 6:56 PM btw: They speak Australian in the other place too, mate...

John Lawless May 4, 2022 at 5:58 AM ...hey....if they have pronouns.....do we have anti-nouns???? Gershon Wolf May 5, 2022 at 6:53 PM I believe that you are correct, John. Anti-nouns lives anti-matter. ~ Spokesman for the cause

Unseeking Seeker May 3, 2022 at 10:45 PM Hahaha! A mood elevator! Gershon Wolf May 5, 2022 at 2:59 PM Like all elevators, it goes up and down...

L Milton Hankins May 3, 2022 at 6:36 PM Superb! When you figure out the pronouns, let me know, because I'm very confused by all this pronoun **it. Gershon Wolf May 3, 2022 at 6:57 PM I carry a copy of that 'pronoun sheet' around with me... If that doesn't work, I improvise by pretending to cough: 'Er, um, uz, ahem.' I think that all those are approved pronouns today. lol. Fun in the Sun, gw

Kim Rodrigues May 3, 2022 at 4:51 PM LOL! Right?! Gershon Wolf May 3, 2022 at 6:51 PM Right... I rarely recommend laughing out soft anyway...

Susan Lawrence May 3, 2022 at 2:20 PM I love this Gershon ! I can picture you now with that surprised grin on your face ! So much fun . Susan :) Gershon Wolf May 3, 2022 at 6:49 PM 'That surprised grin' on my face makes quite the picture, I guess. lol. Thanks, Susan! :)

Bill Baker May 3, 2022 at 1:56 PM Good one Gershon. That last line was quite the twist. LOL It made me smile my friend. Bill Gershon Wolf May 3, 2022 at 6:48 PM Alright, matey. Keep smiling now! ~ gw

John Watt May 3, 2022 at 9:37 AM Good on ya, Gershon. Just don't say "I, Me, Mine". Gershon Wolf May 3, 2022 at 6:48 PM I'm a little pronouned out at this point, John. meRi

Kenneth Cheney May 3, 2022 at 6:44 AM Ha! Pronouns mate? Your killing me with this. Gershon Wolf May 3, 2022 at 6:37 PM Pronouns make our identities go 'round!'

Deb M May 3, 2022 at 6:39 AM And so they should cheeky Mr Wolf! Cute Limerick…debx Gershon Wolf May 3, 2022 at 6:32 PM Oh, I just love the work 'cheeky,' Deb. Haven't heard it much since I saw Julie Andrews use it in 'Mary Poppins.' It's been a while, eh?! Thanks, gw

Judy Ball May 3, 2022 at 2:41 AM Love this Gershon. Cute and sweet and a great message. God knows where we all come from because He is the one who put us there so we are all welcome. Great write. God Bless, JB Gershon Wolf May 3, 2022 at 6:30 PM Yes, indeed. God even put the 'roo' in kangaroo! Thanks, Judy. :)