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They Speak Australian In Heaven

There I was standing at the Pearly Gates
I was so excited to learn my fate
   First, they sat me down
   On my head a crown
Then the question ~ What are your pronouns, mate?!

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2022

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Paula Goldsmith Date: 5/11/2022 2:46:00 PM Creative/cute/way toooo funny. Now I need to know pronouns to get into heaven??? Do I get a second choice??? How about a poem or 2, will that do??? Have a blessed day writing away................. Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 5/5/2022 10:38:00 AM Funny! Love it. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/5/2022 6:56:00 PM btw: They speak Australian in the other place too, mate...

John Lawless Date: 5/4/2022 5:58:00 AM ...hey....if they have pronouns.....do we have anti-nouns???? Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/5/2022 6:53:00 PM I believe that you are correct, John. Anti-nouns lives anti-matter. ~ Spokesman for the cause

Unseeking Seeker Date: 5/3/2022 10:45:00 PM Hahaha! A mood elevator! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/5/2022 2:59:00 PM Like all elevators, it goes up and down...

L Milton Hankins Date: 5/3/2022 6:36:00 PM Superb! When you figure out the pronouns, let me know, because I'm very confused by all this pronoun **it. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/3/2022 6:57:00 PM I carry a copy of that 'pronoun sheet' around with me... If that doesn't work, I improvise by pretending to cough: 'Er, um, uz, ahem.' I think that all those are approved pronouns today. lol. Fun in the Sun, gw

Kim Rodrigues Date: 5/3/2022 4:51:00 PM LOL! Right?! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/3/2022 6:51:00 PM Right... I rarely recommend laughing out soft anyway...

Susan Lawrence Date: 5/3/2022 2:20:00 PM I love this Gershon ! I can picture you now with that surprised grin on your face ! So much fun . Susan :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/3/2022 6:49:00 PM 'That surprised grin' on my face makes quite the picture, I guess. lol. Thanks, Susan! :)

Bill Baker Date: 5/3/2022 1:56:00 PM Good one Gershon. That last line was quite the twist. LOL It made me smile my friend. Bill Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/3/2022 6:48:00 PM Alright, matey. Keep smiling now! ~ gw

John Watt Date: 5/3/2022 9:37:00 AM Good on ya, Gershon. Just don't say "I, Me, Mine". Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/3/2022 6:48:00 PM I'm a little pronouned out at this point, John. meRi

Kenneth Cheney Date: 5/3/2022 6:44:00 AM Ha! Pronouns mate? Your killing me with this. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/3/2022 6:37:00 PM Pronouns make our identities go 'round!'

Deb M Date: 5/3/2022 6:39:00 AM And so they should cheeky Mr Wolf! Cute Limerick…debx Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/3/2022 6:32:00 PM Oh, I just love the work 'cheeky,' Deb. Haven't heard it much since I saw Julie Andrews use it in 'Mary Poppins.' It's been a while, eh?! Thanks, gw

Judy Ball Date: 5/3/2022 2:41:00 AM Love this Gershon. Cute and sweet and a great message. God knows where we all come from because He is the one who put us there so we are all welcome. Great write. God Bless, JB Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 5/3/2022 6:30:00 PM Yes, indeed. God even put the 'roo' in kangaroo! Thanks, Judy. :)