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There's An Old Fart In the White House

I've checked the date it’s not April Fool’s Day -
Trump’s President of the U S of A
These words to you I impart
To me a ‘trump’ is a fart
In the White House this old farts gonna stay!

01~21~17

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Eve Roper

Date: 1/24/2017 9:14:00 PM

Very good write, Jan . don't depress me that way :( I want him out he lets his wife walk behind him like some countries "that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands" grr... Hugs sweet friend

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2017 3:09:00 AM

Maybe she just didn't want to be seen with him Eve lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 1/24/2017 4:36:00 PM

Brilliant Jan, I thought we had got it bad with May be or May be not, but there's always some worse off, the American nightmare.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 4:37:00 PM

We have tough times ahead come what May Roy :-( hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 1/23/2017 9:13:00 PM

Hi Jan: You lucky you are not in the U.S. (U S-O.B) but in the U.K, (U KIDDING?)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2017 1:06:00 AM

I'm not so sure Ralph not only do we have the fall out of the Trump but also Brexit to deal with - its going to be a tough few years for us all:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/23/2017 4:23:00 PM

Politicians make me depressed...both sides these days. Honesty eludes them. A great limericks Jan! : ) 7

Jan Allison
Date: 1/23/2017 4:28:00 PM

They are the same all over the world they promise so much yet deliver little:-( hugs jan xx

Darren White

Date: 1/22/2017 10:02:00 AM

LOL Jan, let's hope we have a lot to laugh the upcoming 4 years, and will keep laughing, but I am afraid we will have to make our own fun here, and you are a good fun-maker. We needz you!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2017 12:31:00 PM

Some may hope I abdicate next week lo... you got maill:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White
Date: 1/22/2017 11:58:00 AM

No better title for you, may the poop serve you well! HUGS xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2017 11:56:00 AM

It is a troubled time for the world - we just have to wait and see what happens... but there is a lot of fodder for poets for a few years with the Trump presidency and Brexit. I now have a crown to wear Darren and will remain the Queen of poop until I abdicate lol:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 1/21/2017 6:54:00 PM

If the stinker stays seated...the White House will eventually be called...The Brown House lol... "but" you know what, let's give him a chance to make America fall again...god bless America...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2017 7:00:00 PM

lol yes God bless America and the rest of the world:-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior
Date: 1/21/2017 6:56:00 PM

Great one Jan...

John Beam

Date: 1/21/2017 6:33:00 PM

Funny JAN and he may linger there awhile.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2017 6:40:00 PM

ha ha ha yes like a bad smell for at least 4 years:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/21/2017 3:39:00 PM

- I laugh at your words, dear Jan ... but, weep for America and the world !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2017 3:45:00 PM

Oh Anne Lise only time will tell what is going to happen with Trump in charge but it is worrying for the world ... :-( hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 1/21/2017 2:13:00 PM

Haha..Great limerick Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2017 3:20:00 PM

Glad I made you laugh Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/21/2017 1:27:00 PM

oh please. Don't say he is gonna stay there!!! I believe eventually he and his stupidity will get him impeached!! good one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2017 3:20:00 PM

until that time comes Andrea it is great fodder for poets lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 1/21/2017 11:48:00 AM

As opposed to an old white in the fart house???

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2017 11:54:00 AM

Ha ha it won't stay white for long his wife will have it painted bright pink lol:-) maybe the oval office will be revamped and be square lol... anything is possible only time will tell:-) hugs Jan xx

DM Babbit

Date: 1/21/2017 9:57:00 AM

Let's pray he doesn't stink too bad.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2017 10:00:00 AM

ha ha ha:-)I think he may cause a stink now he's been inaugurated:-( hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 1/21/2017 9:33:00 AM

Who knows why heavens have allowed him to be there? Probably the Lord wishes to let us know that is what we deserve because nature and morals we destroy! Hugs dear, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2017 9:37:00 AM

That is a very philosophical approach Demetrios!!! Only time will tell but it is a worrying time for us all with the uncertainty of his plans for the future and with Brexit for the Brits... a turbulent time is ahead:-( hugs Jan xx