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There's An Old Fart In the White House

I've checked the date it’s not April Fool’s Day -
Trump’s President of the U S of A
These words to you I impart
To me a ‘trump’ is a fart
In the White House this old farts gonna stay!

01~21~17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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January 24, 2017 at 9:14 PM

Very good write, Jan . don't depress me that way :( I want him out he lets his wife walk behind him like some countries "that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands" grr... Hugs sweet friend

January 25, 2017 at 3:09 AM

Maybe she just didn't want to be seen with him Eve lol:-) hugs Jan xx

January 24, 2017 at 4:36 PM

Brilliant Jan, I thought we had got it bad with May be or May be not, but there's always some worse off, the American nightmare.

January 24, 2017 at 4:37 PM

We have tough times ahead come what May Roy :-( hugs Jan xx

January 23, 2017 at 9:13 PM

Hi Jan: You lucky you are not in the U.S. (U S-O.B) but in the U.K, (U KIDDING?)

January 24, 2017 at 1:06 AM

I'm not so sure Ralph not only do we have the fall out of the Trump but also Brexit to deal with - its going to be a tough few years for us all:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

January 23, 2017 at 4:23 PM

Politicians make me depressed...both sides these days. Honesty eludes them. A great limericks Jan! : ) 7

January 23, 2017 at 4:28 PM

They are the same all over the world they promise so much yet deliver little:-( hugs jan xx

January 22, 2017 at 10:02 AM

LOL Jan, let's hope we have a lot to laugh the upcoming 4 years, and will keep laughing, but I am afraid we will have to make our own fun here, and you are a good fun-maker. We needz you!

January 22, 2017 at 12:31 PM

Some may hope I abdicate next week lo... you got maill:-) hugs Jan xx

January 22, 2017 at 11:58 AM

No better title for you, may the poop serve you well! HUGS xx

January 22, 2017 at 11:56 AM

It is a troubled time for the world - we just have to wait and see what happens... but there is a lot of fodder for poets for a few years with the Trump presidency and Brexit. I now have a crown to wear Darren and will remain the Queen of poop until I abdicate lol:-) hugs jan xx

January 21, 2017 at 6:54 PM

If the stinker stays seated...the White House will eventually be called...The Brown House lol... "but" you know what, let's give him a chance to make America fall again...god bless America...^WW^

January 21, 2017 at 7:00 PM

lol yes God bless America and the rest of the world:-) hugs Jan xx

January 21, 2017 at 6:56 PM

Great one Jan...

January 21, 2017 at 6:33 PM

Funny JAN and he may linger there awhile.

January 21, 2017 at 6:40 PM

ha ha ha yes like a bad smell for at least 4 years:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

January 21, 2017 at 3:39 PM

- I laugh at your words, dear Jan ... but, weep for America and the world !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

January 21, 2017 at 3:45 PM

Oh Anne Lise only time will tell what is going to happen with Trump in charge but it is worrying for the world ... :-( hugs Jan xx

January 21, 2017 at 2:13 PM

Haha..Great limerick Jan

January 21, 2017 at 3:20 PM

Glad I made you laugh Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

January 21, 2017 at 1:27 PM

oh please. Don't say he is gonna stay there!!! I believe eventually he and his stupidity will get him impeached!! good one, Jan.

January 21, 2017 at 3:20 PM

until that time comes Andrea it is great fodder for poets lol:-) hugs jan xx

January 21, 2017 at 11:48 AM

As opposed to an old white in the fart house???

January 21, 2017 at 11:54 AM

Ha ha it won't stay white for long his wife will have it painted bright pink lol:-) maybe the oval office will be revamped and be square lol... anything is possible only time will tell:-) hugs Jan xx

January 21, 2017 at 9:57 AM

Let's pray he doesn't stink too bad.

January 21, 2017 at 10:00 AM

ha ha ha:-)I think he may cause a stink now he's been inaugurated:-( hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

January 21, 2017 at 9:33 AM

Who knows why heavens have allowed him to be there? Probably the Lord wishes to let us know that is what we deserve because nature and morals we destroy! Hugs dear, Jan!

January 21, 2017 at 9:37 AM

That is a very philosophical approach Demetrios!!! Only time will tell but it is a worrying time for us all with the uncertainty of his plans for the future and with Brexit for the Brits... a turbulent time is ahead:-( hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell

January 21, 2017 at 8:42 AM

Honoured with a jan limerick I think jans warming to the big bag of wind that is trump lol :-) and then again may be not lol

January 21, 2017 at 8:53 AM

Maybe he should pay me for writing about him and THEN I may consider liking him lol:-) hugs Jan xx

January 21, 2017 at 8:41 AM

Lol... Let's Make Farts Great Again..Beans for everyone

January 22, 2017 at 10:04 AM

best reply ever, hahahaha

January 21, 2017 at 8:53 AM

HA HA HA I've changed the title :-) hugs Jan xx

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