Mark Hughes Poet Light Verse

There's a Pill For That

Poor old cooter
with a limp pee shooter
Feeling no levity
his battle versus gravity
Doc says if you will
just pop this little pill
Life has returned to great
now that things are back to straight.


I hope this is not offensive to anyone!
Certainly not my intention.
Seeking humor in a man's misery.

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Mona Ebel October 15, 2023 at 10:55 PM Very creative. So many suffer from the flacid phantom! Ha!Ha!!Haaaa!!! Did I just go there? Say it ain't so! Mark Hughes October 16, 2023 at 9:13 AM That's okay Mona, there are commercials on T.V. not a taboo subject. You may like my poem, Age Defining. Thank you for taking your time to read and comment!!

Daniel Turner July 21, 2017 at 9:52 AM A very touchy subject, Mark:) Simply the hard truth! Mark Hughes July 21, 2017 at 11:13 AM Do I detect a pun? Thank You Daniel!

Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 6:32 AM lol Mark he needs to ask his doc for viagra but the proper medical name for the pill is ... mycoxafloppin lol:-) hugs jan xx Mark Hughes July 21, 2017 at 7:14 AM Thanks Jan! Is that the generic script?

Patricia Lawton July 21, 2017 at 6:12 AM Poor thing, it has been said that with age everything goes south and dries up. It doesn't offend me Mark I know only too well the worry and concern as an ex-nurse, I've seen it all Keep them flowing. hug.x Mark Hughes July 21, 2017 at 7:12 AM Thanks Patricia, no ex-nurse though. Once a nurse always a nurse. I have great admiration and respect for nurses. They were so wonderful to my wife as she battled in her fight against cancer. Unfortunately she did not survive!