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There's a Pill For That

Poor old cooter with a limp pee shooter Feeling no levity his battle versus gravity Doc says if you will just pop this little pill Life has returned to great now that things are back to straight. I hope this is not offensive to anyone! Certainly not my intention. Seeking humor in a man's misery.

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Mona Ebel

Date: 10/15/2023 10:55:00 PM

Very creative. So many suffer from the flacid phantom! Ha!Ha!!Haaaa!!! Did I just go there? Say it ain't so!

Mark Hughes
Date: 10/16/2023 9:13:00 AM

That's okay Mona, there are commercials on T.V. not a taboo subject. You may like my poem, Age Defining. Thank you for taking your time to read and comment!!

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/21/2017 9:52:00 AM

A very touchy subject, Mark:) Simply the hard truth!

Mark Hughes
Date: 7/21/2017 11:13:00 AM

Do I detect a pun? Thank You Daniel!

Jan Allison

Date: 7/21/2017 6:32:00 AM

lol Mark he needs to ask his doc for viagra but the proper medical name for the pill is ... mycoxafloppin lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Hughes
Date: 7/21/2017 7:14:00 AM

Thanks Jan! Is that the generic script?

Patricia Lawton

Date: 7/21/2017 6:12:00 AM

Poor thing, it has been said that with age everything goes south and dries up. It doesn't offend me Mark I know only too well the worry and concern as an ex-nurse, I've seen it all Keep them flowing. hug.x

Mark Hughes
Date: 7/21/2017 7:12:00 AM

Thanks Patricia, no ex-nurse though. Once a nurse always a nurse. I have great admiration and respect for nurses. They were so wonderful to my wife as she battled in her fight against cancer. Unfortunately she did not survive!