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The Wrong Stick

We’re dressing to go to a party,
when my wife made a simple plea,
could I pass her the lipstick,
with the glue stick I’m quick,
and she’s still not talking to me.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 3/17/2019 10:40:00 AM
Oh dear Lindsay, you are in trouble! A really fun limerick! Watch out for super-glue revenge! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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Date: 3/14/2019 4:44:00 PM
Excellent limerick, you should lay low for a week or two.
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Date: 3/13/2019 3:44:00 AM
Superglue?
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Date: 3/12/2019 8:41:00 PM
Lindsay, Can I borrow that for a few days...lol Love it! G'day my good friend!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:25:00 AM
Not borrow Charles … you best keep it. I certainly have no further use for it - thank you Charles - Lindsay
Date: 3/12/2019 6:57:00 PM
hahaha. Hope you did not kiss her later by mistake.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:23:00 AM
No Andrea … you should never kiss a woman holding a rolling pin, so there was no second mistake - thank you Andrea - Lindsay
Date: 3/12/2019 4:57:00 PM
If I was sure I could convince the wife it was an accident, I might just try that little trick!.................great write!......80)
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:21:00 AM
Don't do it Pat … the consequences are unmentionable - catch you Pat - Lindsay
Date: 3/12/2019 8:27:00 AM
GOOD one, Lindsay!! Janice
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:20:00 AM
Hello Janice … thanks for reading and commenting - see you soon - Lindsay
Date: 3/10/2019 7:26:00 PM
hilarious Lindsay, shame men don't wear lipstick - just sayin lol!:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/13/2019 1:18:00 AM
Thank you Jan … some men do, but most of us don't need to lol - catch you Jan - Lindsay
Date: 3/10/2019 1:10:00 PM
You may have started an international fad …...Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:16:00 AM
Hello Rico … I feel I should have used an alias. By the way, does Trumpy put on lipstick - catch you Rico - Lindsay
Date: 3/10/2019 12:13:00 AM
Haha, at least you had a peaceful evening Lindsay.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:15:00 AM
Thank you for your comment Tom, but I don't intend to keep digging a hole for myself - catch you soon - Lindsay
Date: 3/9/2019 10:58:00 PM
Very funny, Lindsay. Great limerick.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/13/2019 1:13:00 AM
Thank you Line … I fear a backlash coming - thank you - Lindsay