The Wrong Number

The Wrong Number By Elton Camp On a his 800 call, old Lucius got one digit incorrect So to an unexpected business his call it did direct A real person came on, “Darling, how’re you today?” That was what a sultry voice immediately had to say “I’d just love to talk dirty to you my handsome friend. There’s just one thing you must know before we begin. Although I think you’re sexy and I like you so very fine, There’s a charge based on how long we’re on the line.” That a woman could be so crass, Lucius was shocked His idea about the virtue of the fair sex was rocked To such a proposition, he didn’t know how to replay So he slammed down the receiver and didn’t even try