THE WORLD IN 100 YEARS -OH, PERISH THE THOUGHT

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The world in 100 years ... Oh, perish the thought
 
 
Former President, Ronald Dump,  who was cryogenically frozen following his assassination after winning the ‘No Bull’ Peace Prize in December 2018, has been successfully defrosted.
  
Ronald Dump recently defeated his son, former President Barrrrron Van Dump, in the lunar by-election. President Dump will be taking up his forty year term at his office-in-the-round penthouse suite at ‘Lunar-Tic Towers’. This magnificent golden palace-like structure is situated on the fringes of the 29th bunker on the dark side of the moon. Naturally, it is a member’s only golf club and entry is strictly by special invitation only. It will be staffed by scantily costumed Honey-Bunny girls and models who the Dump handpicks. They will attend to every need and whim of his guests, unless he requires their expertise "handling."
 
President Dump will be supported by his android wife, Argenta, (humanoid model number 3060 with real hair and life-like body parts) who superseded the old model 'Milionairluva', who sadly could not be revived due to silicon and botox poisoning which ran rampantly throughout her Barbie doll body
 
The Lunar-Tic Towers will be totally off limits to the paparazzi so there can be no photographs taken of the Irn Bru brewing facility of his favourite drink which was banned in Scotland. He seeks to insure that no "fake news" stories are leaked by the press.
 
In his bid to tackle rising unemployment, currently standing at 99.6%,  Dump will be advised by his new best friend and strategist, Kym Dung Hung Lo. This humanitarian almost obliterated the human race by detonating a nuclear warhead at the Dung Hung Lo Toy Factory which was caused when Dung Hung Lo threw his dolly out of the pram. So impressed by such a move, Dump hired him and invited Dung Hung Lo to be his number 2 to succeed him.

May God bless the earth, what little is left of her .. she needs all the help she can get with these two lunar tics in charge

6/1/18


100 year Contest sponsored by Brian Davey

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Date: 6/26/2018 7:30:00 AM
Congrats on your win, Jan. Well done. // Warren :)
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Date: 6/26/2018 8:00:00 AM
Thanks Warren:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/21/2018 1:20:00 PM
Funny! Loved it. Thanks for commenting on mine.
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Date: 6/21/2018 1:36:00 PM
Cheers Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/15/2018 9:53:00 AM
OMG Jan - your humor is off the wall. Bravo. A masterpiece - not a pretty picture but a masterpiece nonetheless. LOL Congrats on your most deserving podium finish.
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Date: 6/15/2018 11:34:00 AM
Thanks Line, it won't be everyone's cup of tea but it sure was fun to post when the poem was finally finished:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/14/2018 7:19:00 PM
Big congrats to you, Jan! Way to go. Hugs, carolyn
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Date: 6/15/2018 1:43:00 AM
Thanks my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/14/2018 7:59:00 AM
I love you wit!!! This is so good Jan! Congratulations :)) xomo!
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Date: 6/14/2018 1:59:00 PM
I understand it won't be everyone's cup of tea but it sure was fun when the poem was finally finished and read to post:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/14/2018 1:19:00 AM
Haha perish the thought indeed, congratulations. Tom.
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Date: 6/14/2018 1:58:00 PM
It's a scary prospect Tom:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/13/2018 9:13:00 PM
What an imagination you have. This is brilliant Jan. Hope it's not prophetic just a good write. Congratulations on your high placement.
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Date: 6/14/2018 1:58:00 PM
I am glad I won't be around to see if my prediction comes true!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/13/2018 9:05:00 PM
A very scary prospect Jan...Very creative write..Congrats on your win
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Date: 6/14/2018 1:57:00 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/13/2018 8:04:00 PM
Jan, you took home the second-place trophy in this contest, while I took home the third-place prize. So, WE TRY HARDER!! (That's what they used to say about those companies which got the 2nd and 3rd highest percentage of market share in the USA)… But we really do! Congrats to you!!!!! :) :) gw
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Date: 6/14/2018 1:55:00 PM
Thanks so much Gershon. I am just starting to read the poems and am delighted my risk paid off by entering this poem:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/13/2018 7:50:00 PM
Jan you are so amazing! Your witty banter is unparalled in our family here on the soup. Congrats on your win my friend
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Date: 6/14/2018 1:55:00 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH BRIAN!!!! I was a little unsure about doing a 'political' poem but I took my chances and am delighted to be so high on your list:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/3/2018 7:31:00 PM
Jan, I believe that if he could make this come true, then it would happen something near to what you have described. The crazy rich are planning their get-away.
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Date: 6/3/2018 7:40:00 PM
Thanks for dropping by Duke, I thought you may be interested in my theme lol... t's a mad mad mad mad world and I am so glad I won't be around to see if my prediction comes true!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/2/2018 8:37:00 PM
So funny, I am waiting for part 2 when Trump becomes president of the Moon not earth.
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Date: 6/3/2018 10:22:00 AM
Thanks Art:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/2/2018 7:05:00 PM
Yes Jan, we are a nation quite divided as never before and that is sad for all Americans as our strength is in our numbers in "united we stand, divided we fall". You managed to make me laugh with your clever humor! I hope this makes the winner's list! : )
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Date: 6/2/2018 7:07:00 PM
Thanks Connie I know the poem won't be everyone's cup of tea but I just had fun with the initial idea:-) i appreciate if it doesn't place in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/2/2018 6:47:00 AM
Jan, you’ve outdone yourself with this write, this is hilarious. John
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Date: 6/2/2018 6:50:00 AM
Thanks John, I am sure it won't be to everyone's taste lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/2/2018 4:19:00 AM
A fun write indeed... the people get what the people want...All the best Jan
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Date: 6/2/2018 5:22:00 AM
Thanks Arturo:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/2/2018 3:20:00 AM
Jan, your first sentence had me already laughing out loud. This is fabulous!!!
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Date: 6/2/2018 3:28:00 AM
I intended for it to be tongue in cheek humour, so glad it made you smile. I know it will not be to everyone's taste and appreciate that the sponsor may not like it but I take my chance:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/2/2018 12:38:00 AM
I love your narration. A tongue in the cheek affair. Hugs
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Date: 6/2/2018 1:54:00 AM
Purely tongue in cheek Victor but perish the thought if it were for real! Thankfully neither of us will be around to see if my predictions come true:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/1/2018 3:22:00 PM
Haha! Wonderful, nonsensical but disturbingly believable satire Jan! The moon thinks it’s got it bad... the Earth’s being run by a Boris Johnson - Vladimir Putin hybrid created in a lab....
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Date: 6/1/2018 4:27:00 PM
Gee that is equally scary Nina!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/1/2018 2:52:00 PM
- "May God bless the earth" ... yes, that we really need for this future, Jan :) ... poor people who live on this earth in 100 years ... my dust is fortunately flown with the wind :) - Luck in contest with this awesome writing - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 6/1/2018 4:27:00 PM
I too will be scattered Anne-lise but it is scary to think what the world will be like in 100 years:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/1/2018 2:06:00 PM
It all sounds so real! I thought you didn't live in the U.S. Very funny. And disturbing!
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Date: 6/1/2018 4:26:00 PM
It's scary Dale just glad I won't be around to see if it comes true:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/1/2018 1:42:00 PM
It's amazing, it might become the reality... His newest buddy Kim Jong-un and his enemy is Justin Trudeau...Congratulations Jan, you're becoming a fortune teller as well...
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Date: 6/2/2018 4:28:00 PM
LOL... remember, I'm following you...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/1/2018 1:49:00 PM
I'm taking a huge risk with this for the ... if the sponsor is a Dump supporter my poem will be in the dumpster lol:-) hugs Jan xx