The Viagra Caper

THE VIAGRA CAPER He felt self conscious, insecure, Inadequate and most unsure. He looked upon the night with dread, For he was unadept in bed. He thought it all was in his pants, And feared he could not do the dance, And then he saw it on T.V., With insane grin they touted "V". It would make him a superman, And she would be his biggest fan. So off he went to the pharmacy, To buy a box, or maybe three. He popped a pill and to his surprise, It grew before his very eyes; So he took another just for fun, He overdosed and was undone. The paramedics laughed out loud, When they saw how he was endowed. He was too big for his britches, And it left them all in stitches. "My God!' the doctor said, entranced, 'It looks just like a big egg plant! We're gonna have to drain that thing, So hang on tight, it's gonna sting." Our hero learned his lesson well, Though he had to go through Hell. Though some think the stuff is grand, Viagra does not make the man. Judy Ball The person depicted above is purely fictional and any similarities to real persons living or dead is unintentional.