The Uptight American: Part Ii
don’t talk about the horrible things that really did happen in
your childhood, if you are american---don’t talk about the things
that your own children are already doing that society would
consider bad (so that your children won’t talk about the bad things
that you do to them in response, in the future).
DRUGS ARE ALWAYS BAD & THE BLESSED GOVERNMENT
IS DOING A BANG UP JOB ENFORCING THE LAW UPON THE
HEADS OF THESE EVIL EVIL DRUG USERS---remember that in
america, you are a CRIMINAL if you use a drug & remember that an
illegal drug is ANYTHING THAT THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT
TAX YET (psssst…so don’t talk about em’)---
and never ever admit that you have a drug addiction or that you have an
addiction to ANYTHING, really---because the mere word is associated
with a negative connotation, as if “satan” came up & bribed you every
time you go to a **** site on the web or smoked a bowl, much less snorted
a line---either way you are a CRIMINAL.
lastly, but certainly not leastly is
SEX & ****---
if you can **** it, don’t talk about it.
if you can *****it, don’t talk about it.
if it has to do with ****ing or shitting,
don’t talk about it---because in america
NO ONE USES THE RESTROOM &
NO ONE ENGAGES IN INTERCOURSE.
Copyright © Andrew Delapruch | Year Posted 2012
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