The Uptight American: Part Ii

don’t talk about the horrible things that really did happen in your childhood, if you are american---don’t talk about the things that your own children are already doing that society would consider bad (so that your children won’t talk about the bad things that you do to them in response, in the future). DRUGS ARE ALWAYS BAD & THE BLESSED GOVERNMENT IS DOING A BANG UP JOB ENFORCING THE LAW UPON THE HEADS OF THESE EVIL EVIL DRUG USERS---remember that in america, you are a CRIMINAL if you use a drug & remember that an illegal drug is ANYTHING THAT THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT TAX YET (psssst…so don’t talk about em’)--- and never ever admit that you have a drug addiction or that you have an addiction to ANYTHING, really---because the mere word is associated with a negative connotation, as if “satan” came up & bribed you every time you go to a **** site on the web or smoked a bowl, much less snorted a line---either way you are a CRIMINAL. lastly, but certainly not leastly is SEX & ****--- if you can **** it, don’t talk about it. if you can *****it, don’t talk about it. if it has to do with ****ing or shitting, don’t talk about it---because in america NO ONE USES THE RESTROOM & NO ONE ENGAGES IN INTERCOURSE.