The Truth About Fairytales – Little Jack Horner

First off, Jacks last name was not Horner
Though, with a pie, he sat in a corner
His real name was Horny
Now this may sound a bit corny
But there’s a reason that he was a loner

In fact, Jack wasn’t so little they did say
That’s why in the corner he’d play and play
He was always alone
With a pie of his own
And he’d chase all his stress then away
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Mason Avatar
February 13, 2009 at 10:02 AM
LOL wonderful here ... you've got the limerick form down ... and then there is the beanstalk guy WOW and Little Miss Muffet ... oh yeah, you gotta do her and her tuffet .... haven't had this good a laugh in a long time ... thanks, Michael !!
Richards Avatar
February 13, 2009 at 6:55 AM
Now that is Not an image I needed before I had my coffee !!! TOO FUNNY!...You gave me my first out-loud laugh today!! ~ Carrie :)lol
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