The Toothpick and the Elephant

    Silly little toothpick
      the elephant scolded
    You cannot marry me
      For our ears do not match
                   Can’t you see…  

    No, I can’t, snapped the toothpick
      I’m as blind as a twig
    But we could be platonic lovers
      Don’t you agree… 

    No I don’t, roared the elephant
      his tusks twirling round
    And with that, the toothpick hurled him
      tusks and all to the ground

    You might think to yourself
      This story has no moral
    But the point's indubitably immortal:
      With a blind toothpick never quarrel

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Date: 8/31/2024 9:22:00 PM
Never quarrel with an internally blind or deaf person. It will have drastic consequences. A story hilarious in tone but with great substance.
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Date: 8/30/2024 5:15:00 PM
It just might snap!
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Date: 8/30/2024 12:52:00 PM
Never quarrel with a toothpick is sound advice, or they may pick your teeth out whilst you sleep at night… Beryl
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Date: 8/30/2024 9:09:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your fun/cute write. That is right, never quarrel with a toothpick. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. Have a fun day writing away....................
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Date: 8/29/2024 9:52:00 PM
Certainly good advice to take on board Gershon. Lol. Tom
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Date: 8/29/2024 8:51:00 PM
Fantastic ending. What a surprise. A toothpick. Funny. Thanks for sharing.
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