The Toilet

A toilet in darkest Peru
is coated in layers of poo;
alas to my woe,
I needed to 'go'
and stuck to the seat like it's glue...

for Cecelia's contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 8/30/2017 1:04:00 PM
Lol only you will write about poo Jack ;) hehehe congratulations on your win in the contest.. hope your week is a good one my friend - lfde Wilma
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Date: 6/13/2017 10:04:00 PM
OH....what a load.....
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Date: 6/12/2017 4:04:00 PM
A perfect poop Limerick, jack:) No need to go to Peru, though...saw some terrible ones in several European countries!! ~ Congratulations! // paul
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Date: 6/12/2017 11:02:00 AM
Many congrats Jack - I should have gone with poop too lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 6/11/2017 7:40:00 PM
It's good to know she likes the disgusting ones. hahaha. (to keep in my mind next time I enter!) Congrats on a well deserved win, JAck.
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Cecelia Hopkins-Drewer
Date: 6/11/2017 7:51:00 PM
I like all poems Andrea, not just the disgusting ones! However, the limerick form brings with it a tradition of being a bit on the nose...
Date: 6/10/2017 6:58:00 AM
You've got me imagining what I don't want to imagine. Thanks :)
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Date: 6/4/2017 11:31:00 PM
hahahaha.... Andrea just said it all. Very creative and well done.. Jan is the Queen and Jack is the King of Limericks .... ~*
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Date: 6/4/2017 5:57:00 PM
Ewwwww!! gross but FUNNY Hope I returned your last email. Did I?
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Date: 6/4/2017 7:53:00 AM
Alas, you should have squatted, dear! Poo germs abound - something to fear! You must have smelt it Dreadful place to sit Now forget this! Go have a beer! Cheers to a great limerick! Jan and Jack! Good luck!
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Date: 6/4/2017 7:36:00 AM
ha ha ha you know me an poop poetry Jack and this is a great example lol:-) Good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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