The Throne In Heaven
When I pictured Heaven and how the angels sing
Never once did I think of a ding-a-ling
The throne for me was made of gold, a big chair so to speak
And now “Holy Cow” it’s white and cold sometimes has a streak
I used to picture angels, clothed in silver thread
Now I see all the Saints rushing to the “Head”
The pearly gates I must say were bright green and blue
Now brown and yellow’s all I see because it is a Loo
Yes, the throne is such an image I can’t tell my granddaughter
Because I fear, she’ll see and hear then ask about the water
A big bathroom up in Heaven? What am I to say?
Is that why some clouds look brown on a rainy day?
Is the thunder really from the rain or what causes it to start
Maybe an angel has a pain causing him to fart
How do I explain where all the water goes?
It can’t come down as you flush or it would stain your clothes
Up is not an option due to gravity
Darn it Jack, you made me ask
In Heaven “DO YOU PEE?”
(this poem is not meant to be offensive)
10/13/2021
Written for The Throne In Heaven Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jack Webster
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