The Three Floozies Mary, Flo and Burly (A Known Feminist)

Come join the three for another cheap, meaningless day in their lives They consider themselves to be hip, part of the same sex marriage, Burly the husband, Flo and Mary the wives Their day always starts at the breakfast table bashing the males that exist They wish the males could be on the endangered species list Sometimes things change among the three, as the estrogen level rises in Burly Once a month, she wants to be a wife and act very girly As for Mary and Flo, they think Oprah is hot Burly thinks Rosie O'Donnell has the goodies she so much has sought They sip their Busch Beer out of Nascar Coozies There is no more room for anymore women within the circle of The Three Floozies From their point of view, all men should be women's slaves Burly has a strong scent of Old Spice after shave They love watching domineering women type movies The popcorn is shared by all Three Floozies They go out to only all girls clubs They cheer on the under dogs, their favorite one is the Chicago Cubs Their closets are full of clothes by Dickies They leave each other love notes on little stickies Mary likes champagne on a store brand soda budget Flo likes Butterbeans with cumin to make them smell pungent Burly likes Pickled Eggs and sardines Burly's favorite movie line is In space no one can hear you scream Flo's favorite movie line is Go ahead, make my day Mary's favorite movie line is My name is Chucky, do you wanna play? Burly dreams of one day wrestlin' steers Mary is concerned that Burly one day will leave, that's her worst fear Flo watches the WWE, she is such a loyal fan Burly uses her forehead to smash empty beer cans None of you are mothers, so on your peanut butter selection, quit being choosy Mary, Flo and Burly are today's Three Floozies