The Tale of the Terrible, Tyrannical Boss

“Poor Dan is in a droop today,” I said.
Now look me in the eye. Tell me what’s wrong?”

“This memo that begins ‘To Idiot’
came from old you-know-who. Dammit. I’m mad.”
His face was redder than tomato paste.
“We few who have stood by him all these years
now ask, ‘Does evil live in him?’” he fumed.
“My head hurts, Anna. Do you have some pills?”

I searched and said, “One lonely Tylenol!”

“I’d rather pop one pill than none,” he said.
“Now level with me, Anna. Don’t you want
to end this worst of sagas right away?
He’s dissed you too. When you deserved top spot
in management, he passed you over, Sis!
He never sees how talented we are.”

I said, “Our quitting would hurt Mom, you know.
Let’s stay, Dan. After all, he IS our Dad!”


October 2, 2018, entered in Joseph May's Palindromes II Contest
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Dutta Avatar
October 25, 2018 at 7:54 AM
Great Poem. Congrats to win.
Canerdy Avatar
October 25, 2018 at 1:30 PM
Thanks so much, Anisha! Janice
Roper Avatar
October 24, 2018 at 8:13 PM
Janice, congratulations on your great win in this palindromes contest.. great imagery
Canerdy Avatar
October 24, 2018 at 8:25 PM
Eve, thank you so much! Janice
Gauthier Avatar
October 24, 2018 at 2:52 PM
Love it, Janice. Congrats on your well deserved win.
Canerdy Avatar
October 24, 2018 at 4:16 PM
Line, thank you so much. Janice
Watson Avatar
October 24, 2018 at 2:50 PM
Very amusing,Jan. Well done!
Canerdy Avatar
October 24, 2018 at 4:15 PM
Thank you, Wendy. Janice
May Avatar
October 24, 2018 at 2:14 PM
"Glad Anna had one lonely tylenol!"...Congrats on your win Janice
Canerdy Avatar
October 24, 2018 at 4:15 PM
Thank you, Joseph! Janice
Dietrich Avatar
October 7, 2018 at 6:21 PM
You did a great job. I really need to get to work on this one. LIke Caren, i really liked that lonely tylenol line!!
Canerdy Avatar
October 7, 2018 at 8:04 PM
Thank you so much, Andrea. It took me a WHILE to figure out how to include that "lonely Tylenol"! LOL! Janice
Krutsinger Avatar
October 5, 2018 at 3:45 AM
"lonely tylenol" was brilliant! The ending was outstandingly brilliant!
Canerdy Avatar
October 5, 2018 at 8:35 AM
Caren, thank you so much for your kind words. Janice
Warrior Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 1:19 PM
Very well rendered my reversible friend...ready for a win...love & light...^WW^
Canerdy Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 3:30 PM
Thank you so much, WW! Janice
Pandit Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 1:47 PM
Enjoyed reading the story..hard when working in family business..well written, Janice.
Canerdy Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 4:51 PM
Thanks so much, Vijay! Janice
Cunningham Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 1:36 PM
Well written Janice, you've done this well. Good luck. Tom. P.S. Have soupmailed you.
Canerdy Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 4:52 PM
Thanks so much, Tom! Janice
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