The Sweat Below

It begins with a trinkle of sweat The end of the day will come with regret You should have spent that extra cash Now you walk painfully, but manly with a terrible rash I've had it before, I call it the Devil's Rain The sweat below is causing the pain Chafing is not a funny matter to bring up But I will make it funny with minimum talent and a lot of luck This pain will make you walk with a noticeable limp Just come clean that you have it and not be whimp Now it has you painful and red You could be moving, you sit down instead If I didn't know the ailment, I would offer you a cane It is the sweat below causing the pain The way you walk it is as though you hurt your toe You tell me the specifics, more info than I wanted to know I tell you been there, done that You are not the first to wipe your feet at that doormat Just be careful how you walk, you might create muscle strain My diagnosis is it's the sweat below causing the pain Just as you think you have it under control Never, ever, underestimate the sweat below Now I keep diaper rash cream at home and work At Dyn Corp, chafing prevention trainig is not one of the very few perks From now on til doom's day you will be on chafing patrol You reccommend desicant to absorb the sweat below