The Stylist

The stylist grabbed her brat and ran out to her jeep
She had 2 energy drinks because she had no sleep

She dropped off brat in back and quickly shut the door
She came out and there was Miss Big one on the floor

Miss Big one got her name because she was so tall
Too many happy pills was what caused her to fall

She got up soon and said what you think about that
She sat down in her seat and took off her big hat

Stylist put big curlers all in big ones hair
She put on a mud pack, Miss Big one didn't care

In ran brat from outback yelling, "I started a fire!"
Smoke rolled under the door he was a little live wire!

Big one staggered up and hit her head on the door
Blood trickled down through the mud, it was some ghastly gore

Stylists' shop burned clear down now she works selling beer
Big one's now in "rehab" and brat just disappeared!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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July 6, 2017 at 9:11 AM
:-0!!! I be a giggling!!! On the other hand, it could be a true story;-) Thanks for the levity ~ j
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July 6, 2017 at 3:49 PM
Yeah right! Their names weren't changed or anything!! 80) Thank you so much for commenting and I'm glad you liked it! Roger
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