The Stylist

The stylist grabbed her brat and ran out to her jeep She had 2 energy drinks because she had no sleep She dropped off brat in back and quickly shut the door She came out and there was Miss Big one on the floor Miss Big one got her name because she was so tall Too many happy pills was what caused her to fall She got up soon and said what you think about that She sat down in her seat and took off her big hat Stylist put big curlers all in big ones hair She put on a mud pack, Miss Big one didn't care In ran brat from outback yelling, "I started a fire!" Smoke rolled under the door he was a little live wire! Big one staggered up and hit her head on the door Blood trickled down through the mud, it was some ghastly gore Stylists' shop burned clear down now she works selling beer Big one's now in "rehab" and brat just disappeared!