The Strasbourg Dancing Sickness

Is dance a metaphor for sex? You’d think so if you knew my ex (at least the barflies all believe she’s hoarding something up her sleeve). But what makes people want to dance? An aural frenzy? True romance? Would Hamlet, Shylock or Macbeth ever dance themselves to death? Strasbourg is the kind of town that’s unassuming, buttoned down. These people don’t let down their hair: rarely reckless, somewhat square. The year before a reign began (that’s Charles the Fifth – the Habsburg man): to celebrate Saint Vitus’ Day a Strasbourg woman’s new ballet was launched in Rue des Hallebardes (a strange event in all regards). Right outside her Strasbourg home, a stone’s throw from Strassburgerdom, one Frau Follea hit the street (and man, that chick could move her feet!) We don’t know what her motive was: perhaps she did it ‘just because’. Did she deserve the looney bin? No - other folks were joining in! With twisting torsos, poor and posh, the city streets were soon awash. Without the need for record player, the followers of Frau Follea bopped and boogied through the night, as hot as Rhineland anthracite. Did scruples sting at morning mist? Did conscience prick them to desist? Did people halt their hellish dance? Not one mosher! Not a chance! On they conga’d, rocked and rolled, oblivious to heat or cold. More Alsace dusks, forever amber, reverberated to their samba. The local grapes are full and juicy: the people step a mean watusi. There’s such a thing as civic pride, but this lot cha-cha’d till they died! Housewife, beggar, baker, barber were parties to the danse macabre. Was their motive pleasure? Fear? Penance? Sydenham’s Chorea? The reason for the quick-quick-slow I don’t suppose we’ll ever know.