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The Spirit of Soup Creek

In Soup Creek saloon behind Jenna’s bar
Milt’s holsters and belt and a posthumous star
Are fixed to a plaque to remember him best
There’s a custom made bracket where Milton’s guns rest

The gun barrels cross over Milt’s royal flush
That last hand had brought the saloon to a hush
In fact it was Milton who’d made the next sound
“Jenna, your very best whisky all round!”

But news travels fast and a rowdy cowpoke
Was raucously mocking that ‘old bible bloke’
He fancied himself as the new poker ace
He groped at a waitress and got a slapped face

He'd thought that his challenge would meet with complacency
Milt might be gone but there wasn’t a vacancy
Tom C, the Mayor, in his civic capacity
Said to the man, “You have shameless audacity,
Milton would beat you with nought but a pair.”
The man drew his pistols and fired in the air
Sheriff, Mark Koplin was tied up elsewhere
His deputy, Terry (that’s me) was right there

I stood and I told the man, “Be on your way,
This town doesn’t need your kind round here today.”
He frowned and said, “Mr, you’re well out of touch,
I heard you don’t hang around here all that much.
Ain’t no part timer can out draw my gun
So I’m gonna linger and have me some fun.”

Then from the bar a gunshot rang out
The cowpoke was suddenly riddled with doubt
He tried some bravado, “That wasn’t too clever—
But four more gun shots and he ran he’ll for leather
He hopped left and right and fled into the street
While gunshots kicked up the dirt right at his feet

He leapt on his horse and he galloped at speed
(The puddles were not ’cause his gelding had peed)
The slugs in the dirt, when I examined them 
Surprised me by forming a big letter ‘M’

Back in the saloon I said, “Nice Shooting, Jen
But the bar was unoccupied and that was when
I heard Jenna’s voice as she came down the stairs,
“I don’t have my gun, I was caught unawares.”

She stopped and she stared and she just might have joked
On the counter Milt’s guns sat and silently smoked
But the bar was attended by no one at all
So how did his guns find their way off the wall?

A hand drawn image of Milt, in a frame,
Confused everyone for it wasn’t the same
A stranger while scratching at his stubbled chin
Decided Milt’s portrait now wore a big grin

                                 *

Just over the street from the Soup Creek saloon
An establishment new will be opening soon 
To service the hungry by welcoming them
They’ll find a good steak at the brand new ‘Big M’.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Bauer Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 2:46 PM
a wonderful tribute to milt in the way i think he'd enjoy it the most, terry! excellent writing!
Flood Avatar
January 4, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Thanks, Ilene. I’d like to think he would. Terry
Mccann Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 1:48 PM
These are such incredible fun, Terry! I look forward to more episodes in Soup Creek! Elizabeth
Flood Avatar
January 4, 2023 at 1:58 AM
I’m sure there’ll be more; Tom, for one, won’t be able to help himself and presuming Jenna will be liberated soon, I suspect she’ll have some tales to tell. Terry
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January 3, 2023 at 10:26 AM
Another barnstormer Terry, how you come up with these uncanny Soup Creek tales, can only be accredited to your intriguing/madcap imagination, with supernatural and conventional methods of dealing with the bad boys, whatever it takes eh! to keep Milton’s spirit alive, cheers David
Flood Avatar
January 5, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Thank you, David, my ‘madcap imagination’ is struggling right now. Got a couple things written but questioning their merit. Glad to hear that Soup Creek is now Milton Creek but I’m seriously pondering the rhyme possibilities. But where there’s a will…. ;-)
M  Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Great captivating write Terry….dont think Milton will be forgotten on P.S…..Debx
Cunningham Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 8:59 AM
Pigeons are interesting birds for sure, I was surprised to read that their dna is linked to the T. Rex. Thought it was a joke till I Googled it.
Flood Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 8:32 AM
Thanks, Deb. I’m sure his memory will run and run. It’s kinda why I took the liberty to introduce ‘The Big M’. Alas I must have been watching a pigeon when the first Creek Steak house opened. Hope I’ve fixed it to everyone’s satisfaction. Otherwise Tom and Jenna might run me out of town… AND IM MEANT TO BE THE DEPUTY!
Cunningham Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 3:11 AM
Just back from physio and only noticed your other before dashing out the door. This is brilliant writing Terry, Milt would love it. I thought with Milt's passing Soup Creek would fade away, not a chance, If I write another (is Charlie a king) I'll always mention Milt somewhere, I see him as one of the founding fathers of Soup Creek. Tom
Cunningham Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 9:00 AM
Innocent until proven guilty, shame it doesn't apply round here.
Flood Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 8:40 AM
Thought I was taking liberties building a Steak house without planning approval. Then I find I'm in danger of being plugged by Anaya. Did I save the day, do I need to go into hiding, should I leave town… confused? You will be… oops! Now I’m plagiarising ‘Soap’… is there no hope?
Daniel Avatar
January 2, 2023 at 11:10 PM
A lovely story of the Soup Creek, Terry, Milt would have been honoured:)
Flood Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Thanks, Jo. After my little slip up with too many steak houses for one small town, I expect someone will tell me that Milt was a vegetarian. ;-)
Lane Avatar
January 2, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Bad guys are attracted to Soup Creek but with a great mayor, sheriff and local ranger, the town is in good hands. Its legends will be told from the pens of several fine story tellers. A fun read but Anaya might have something to say about another steak house moving in.
Cunningham Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Lol, good save Terry, Anaya would be honoured renaming it the Big M,
Flood Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Oh! Did I forget to mention that it’s Anaya’s newer, bigger, better steak house? Silly me. (Phew… I think I might get away with that; hope nobody noticed) ;-)
Flood Avatar
January 3, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Yikes, I missed that episode. Apologies to Anaya… I will have to think on a little re-edit.
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