The Speech

Everything was dull, you know? Another dark and dull pandemic week. But now: OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED!! - I can hardly eat or sleep!! Gloomy clouds of doom dissipated when I heard our President's speech! The pandemic's past it's peak he said, it'll be over by the election! Two Days!! There will be DATING SOON - I can scarcely curb my elation! I ran to find my mom - she'll appreciate this new revelation. See - I'll need an all new wardrobe - we've a shopping list to complete!" "I need EVERYTHING in two weeks - MY **GOD**, is there even time to sleep???" "Trump can't just make that call" she said, (she knows, she's a *doctor* after all) "The President would never miss-lead us, there are peoples LIVES at stake!" "And the people would would remember, it's on the news for heaven's sake!" "Besides, if he lies and people die - it's a crime not a mistake!"