The Spaceship Contest

The spaceship contest First things first, start with ingenuity A good pair of glasses to help with visual acuity And of course a good set of directions would work You could assemble a team and a sales clerk Determine a budget A trip for wire and cardboard to Target Create a small scale and give it a test Spend hours upon hours getting obsessed Try to contact NASA for advice You’ll be lucky if they call you back and they’re nice Laugh a lot, really laugh When you run out of ink while drawing on your graph Film a video and make a fool of yourself The next day your movie has been stolen by a little elf Take a trip to the junkyard or the dump Dig up some old metal and plastic covered in grump What ever you do don’t upset your wife By spilling oil and cutting the counter with a knife Spend many hours having lots of fun Twisted up in a enormous mess thinking you’ve won Inspired by Matt Caliri how to build a spaceship contest!