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The Southpaw

I’m a southpaw, one of those left-handed, upside down, have to curl my arm to write, backwards individuals, liv’in-the-left-life in a right-handed world. Think It’s easy, e.g., being a leftie? Think again... we’re out of place at dinners, have to master backwards scissors, built specifically for righties and we are forced to learn everything, in reverse. We wear permanent spiral wire imprints on our left arm from trying to pen our feelings into a right-handed spiral-bound notebook. One day, I decided to break the rules and now all of my journals are written back-to-front, blowing busybody minds. Forget writing calligraphy, a left-handed, oblique set of pen nibs costs twice what the right-handed ones do and they are about as elusive as garden gnomes; what, you don’t believe me? Try to find a set, I dare ya! I’ll bet there’s not a store in your town that stocks them, even though lefties exist in huge numbers. I spent 20 years trying to do calligraphy with a right-handed, oblique pen; (thank God for the web or I’d never have found a set.) In parochial school, the nuns forced me to turn my paper to the right; now I am a half ambidextrous leftie. This did not set well with my Mother who wanted me to be the individual that I was born to be...a leftie. So, I turn my paper to the right, alright, curl my arm into a question mark and write upside down. but , I play a right-handed guitar.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 12/5/2019 5:55:00 AM
My mother and my first grade teacher made me wear a tight mitten on my left hand for a YEAR of school so I would be forced to write with the RIGHT hand. UGH!
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Date: 12/1/2019 7:40:00 PM
Wonderful. Thanks for standing up for US LEFTIES. That's right, me too! Love every line! Season's best, Gershon
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M. L. Kiser
Date: 12/4/2019 5:22:00 PM
Alright, leftie's rule! Glad you enjoyed it.
Date: 12/1/2019 12:38:00 PM
I'm a leftie, can very much relate to this. Scissors are a nightmare, it hurts to use a right handed pair. We were taught to write using ink cartridge pens, and my work was always messy and smudged as I couldn't help but follow the wet inked letters with my fisted hand. I usually ended up with more ink on my hand and sleeve than the paper.
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M. L. Kiser
Date: 12/4/2019 5:22:00 PM
They finally have left-handed scissors, I bought 4 pair. It makes such a difference. Thank you Jane.
Date: 12/1/2019 12:10:00 PM
my mom was a leftie, so i loved this and could see it...i am ambidextrous probably because i tried to imitate her way of doing things as a child...i could use my left hand perhaps not as easily but could if i needed to ...good write... hugs :)
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M. L. Kiser
Date: 12/4/2019 5:23:00 PM
Actually because of catholic school trying to change me to a right'ie, I'm somewhat ambidextrous, I play right-handed guitar and mandolin.

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