Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

The Soup Cops

Was my last poem too naughty, over the line
Are the Soup Cops gonna give me a real big fine :)
How far can we meander
Is it restricted, such candor
On a one to ten scale, mine's a minus nine

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Judith S December 19, 2017 at 3:19 PM You definitely make me laugh!!! Jack Ellison December 19, 2017 at 4:52 PM Then my mission is accomplished!!! YEE HAW!!! Lovesies, Jacko! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats December 17, 2017 at 3:50 PM A minus nine or a five//got to let those lim'riks thrive//Let 'em rip Jack//There's no keeping track//and no one gets out alive. MEANDER ON JACKSON!!! Jack Ellison December 17, 2017 at 8:17 PM Well I've been churning these suckerd out for quite a while and still breathing!!! Maybe my days are numbered!!! CHEERS MY GOOD BUDDY!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 17, 2017 at 9:24 AM Well all I have to say is beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! xomo! Jack Ellison December 17, 2017 at 8:11 PM Not exactly siren sounding but we get the message!!! LOL xxx

Silent One December 17, 2017 at 7:44 AM At Xmas Jack becomes a shepherd, protects his limericks like a leopard. As his words go ba baa, sirens sound nee naa. Goes in hiding, till he isnt censored! Sorry, but they are awful today! Jack Ellison December 17, 2017 at 8:09 PM My faithful Mi!!! Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 17, 2017 at 9:23 AM Oh that's a good one! Jack Ellison December 17, 2017 at 8:14 AM Nay nay dear friend!!!! Not awful a bee mediocre!!! LOL Just kidding! Still love you! Awww...

Silent One December 17, 2017 at 7:35 AM I dont think it was naughty at all... lol... Can you hear the sirens> Neee naa, neeee na.... Jack Ellison December 17, 2017 at 8:12 AM So that's your description of a siren... hmmm! Sorry my frustration is making a nasty dude! I'm really still this sweet guy you've always known and loved???