The Ritzy Restaurant

The Ritzy Restaurant

By Elton Camp

The valet came out to park our car
Awaiting our table, we sat at the bar
The hostess escorted us to our table
“Reeves will come when he’s able.”

The tablecloth was of linen so bright
Fine china & sparkling silver a delight
I was wearing my best coat and tie
To come informally, I wouldn’t try

Reeves in his tux minced to our tableside
Didn’t try to hide an expression so snide
I could tell by the way he rolled his eyes
That we’d never eaten there he did apprise 

With a voice so haughty he then did say,
“I recommend that you try our fine pate.
We cater here to the best people in town
As you will see if you just look around.”

Movement under a table caught my attention
But I decided it would be best not to mention
Since I saw that what he said was so true
For Mr. Cockroach was eating there too
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Bauer Avatar
February 27, 2012 at 12:02 PM
very amusing and a fun read!
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February 26, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Thoroughly enjoyed.
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