The Rise and Fall of the Russian Empire

Here I am again Penning the Epic Narrative of 21st century Literature, (so far): ~ Introduction ~ The faster it rises The swifter it falls Exhibition number one Charles de Gaulle Indubitubely – oops Indubitubbly – twice oops Indubaitably – thrice oops @#$%^%&*%$# Fetch me my 'Pakistani 6th-Grader's Guide to Flawless American English,' Comrade Spelchekhov