The Reign of Stormy Daniels

alternately titled: breast damned fallacy hi-jinxed! In her “60 Minutes” interview aired Sunday (March 26th, 2018), the **** star known within red district as Stormy Daniels bared her "naked lady" version swearing oath of honesty, she emphatically dick cleared on a stack of video nasties, and x-rated 'zines now she can live rest of life guilt free offloading hush money endeared a posteriori into infinitely jesting bordello loop with calmly enchanting bug eyed, drooling media hounds, whose nostrils flared squelching the trumpeting Don, who maliciously glared for traitorously breaching “genital man's agreement”), playing the (sock it to him role of goody two shoes) christened Stephanie Clifford) shaggy long haired pseudo Mayflower madam averred to right justice in sought after condom free nation, where the turkey ought tubby national bird mandating free codicil to second amendment as of furred thus, that ass hide from right to bear arms premature sea r man ejaculation of Peter ought to be heard where sudden sound sans pubis seams burst jock strapped unseen bulging Johnson's onslaught hail of expletives cursed out the mouth of salty sailor spewing Prez, hook halled for a recess first and foremost before questioning resumed automatically immersed within tawdry tabloid pulp pit whore sing Bacchanalian refused to quit particularly when groin set zipper (flimsy – obviously, NOT put thru linkedin locked down rigorous paces realized, when pry vet eyelit of trouser snake split) yielding singular (nada so sterling) gamut gallimaufry variegated erector set with singular bulbous ram rod rocket like trivet.