The Red-Faced Sunday School Teacher

The Red-Faced Sunday School Teacher By Elton Camp The Sunday school lesson she must teach Jesus to Lazarus inside his tomb did reach About the great love it did take From death his friend to awake So to be sure to reach the childish heart A question asked prior to the lesson start “Who can tell what “resurrection” does mean? A little girl to answer seemed to be very keen “I’m not exactly sure, but I know one main thing. If it lasts more than four hours, to a doc you bring.” The teacher stammered and her face turned red She was unable to reply to what the child said From the room, she carefully slipped away “As teacher I resign,” to the pastor she did say