The Question That Stumped Einstein

One day while working in his lab, Einstein was teaching his student 
The student was in awe of the brilliance of the genius 
The youngster had an idea he thought to be prudent 
Trying to outwit Einstein, one might say...to be ingenuous 

The youngster made a bet, declaring to pay five dollars if he couldn't figure out the answer to Einstein's question 
But if Einstein couldn't answer his question, he would pay him five hundred dollars 

"Bet on" replied Einstein 

So, Einstein asks the youngster a question he couldn't possibly answer 
The youngster reaches in his pocket and gives him five dollars
 
That was a question that only a great mind as yours would be able to answer 

But let me ask you... what has three legs, runs up a mountain...and comes down with five legs? 

Einstein is puzzled and could not answer the question- so he reaches in his pocket and gives the youngster five hundred dollars  

After giving him the money Einstein asks the youngster- "so what is the answer to the question" 

Smiling happily, the youngster reaches in his pocket and gives Einstein another five dollars

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Date: 11/7/2022 7:42:00 PM
Brilliant, Charlie! Geniosity! lol. :) gw
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/8/2022 6:48:00 PM
Thanks GW...lol :)
Date: 11/7/2022 6:46:00 PM
alas, no one is so smart that they cannot be outsmarted....
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/8/2022 6:49:00 PM
and that's the truth...
Date: 11/7/2022 4:06:00 PM
Beaut story Charles. Remind me to tell you some day about the two golfers ! I had a great laugh at the joke Charles, you told it t perfection ! So nice to find a gem of humor amid the seriousness of the mainstream poems. I love all sorts of poetry but this just broke the ice for me.. Thank you.
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/8/2022 6:51:00 PM
Aww...Happy to hear this made you laugh, my intentions worked :) Thank you, Wendy
Date: 11/7/2022 12:27:00 PM
Quite a funny poem. No answers to such questions.
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/8/2022 6:52:00 PM
Exactly!
Date: 11/7/2022 12:14:00 PM
..the third leg be a cane someone climbed with... the 4th&5th belong to the person told 'come back down for lunch'.....stans sand
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/8/2022 6:52:00 PM
Okay, I guess I owe you five bucks (lol)
Date: 11/7/2022 8:38:00 AM
Enjoyed the joke, Charlie. Looks like the enterprising young student came out way ahead in the payoffs.
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/8/2022 6:54:00 PM
Who would have thought (lol) Glad you enjoyed this, Milt.
Date: 11/7/2022 4:50:00 AM
Inventive and hilarious, Charlie. The best minds of our time shouldn't even come close to matching their intelligence. I appreciate the laugh and the information.
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/8/2022 6:55:00 PM
Thank you, Lasaad. You are right, my friend. Glad you got a laugh :)
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