The Poor Dishwasher - Contest

I am here behind a closed door
Looking clean and gleaming
Oh my what is that smell I just got a whiff
smells like curry hope I am dreaming

They won't knock of the excess from the plate
The rice gets in my tubes and makes me hick up
The smell makes my motor lurch
Before you stack them, I shout, scrape it off

In come the dishes and bowels they used
Nothing is worse for me than cold curry for sure
Stuck  to the plates , my work will be hard
Why don't they eat jelly, so soft so pure

Oh they turn up my programme
Will be sweating in here
All they needed to do was, rinse  off the debris
Life would be simple why don't they hear.

Ok sauna here we go,round and round I spin
Geez I am dizzy, rice everywhere
Every orifice it can get in
No thoughts for me the worker, they don't care.

My work is done 
gleaming dishes once more
My head is still aching, 
Please, no more dirty dishes to abhor

penned 10 September 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Allison Avatar
September 11, 2015 at 3:21 AM
this is fabulous Seren made me smile - great personification:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Roberts Avatar
September 14, 2015 at 9:30 PM
Thanks Jan ....Seren
Merryman Avatar
September 10, 2015 at 10:20 PM
Seren, this is a wonderful piece for the contest! You personified the dishwasher very well! Best wishes in the contest. Love, Kim
Roberts Avatar
September 11, 2015 at 1:52 AM
lol Kim maybe I am guilty of what the dishwasher is moaning about....Seren
Dietrich Avatar
September 10, 2015 at 9:53 PM
LOVE it, Seren. I had my own idea of what to do for this contest about dishwasher and then I went back and saw it had to be a TRIBUTE . Damn it. I was gonna DISS it.
Roberts Avatar
September 11, 2015 at 1:52 AM
Not sure if i did it right but had fun writing it......Seren
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