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The Poems I Never Wrote

The poems I never wrote are all here on my page on this site I mean it I plagiarised every one of them from some wannabe poet that got expelled back in pre school I’ve an excellent memory and am a recalcitrant liar But now I’m coming clean No time for homework I just wanted to play Teacher beat me badly for wasting my life away I enjoyed my childhood those were the days Still to win this contest a backhander I will pay Poem below is my own so now I’ll have my say Ba Ba black sheep have hue - buckled my shoe Three four -the cow jumped- everywhere a moo moo! The end The Poems I Never Wrote Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Craig Cornish Hue gave this an N/A

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Deb M

Date: 10/9/2022 6:41:00 AM

You are funny David !! you made me laugh! Love this…..Debx

Deb M
Date: 10/9/2022 8:31:00 AM

And i never read!! Ha

David Kavanagh
Date: 10/9/2022 8:28:00 AM

All a bit of fun Deb, and even better to get a few laughs, delighted you enjoyed the poem I never wrote, cheers David

Sotto Poet

Date: 10/7/2022 3:18:00 PM

Thank you very much for the laughter, David! Excellent work. Your poetry has a pleasant tone, and I appreciate the warped perspective it provides. A striking divergence from the gloom. Everyone could benefit from a little lightness right now.

David Kavanagh
Date: 10/8/2022 1:44:00 AM

Warped perspective indeed Lasaad, I like to roast myself every now and then, enough serious matters going on in life trying to bring us down, cheers David

L Milton Hankins

Date: 10/7/2022 9:17:00 AM

Cute and very, very clever my friend. I enjoyed it from beginning to end, particularly the last stanza.

David Kavanagh
Date: 10/7/2022 11:12:00 AM

Last stanza is pure genius Milton, I’m loosing my touch with reality lol, thanks so much for stopping by, cheers David

Jenna Logan

Date: 10/7/2022 5:32:00 AM

You're not the plagiarizing kind, David. So that was a lie, although you're not a liar either. You need a little brushing up on nursery rhymes, although I think yours is hilarious the way you've combined a few of them. A+ for originality!

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/7/2022 10:49:00 AM

I like the slanted hue and view of your poem, David, and I'm glad you posted it. wink.

David Kavanagh
Date: 10/7/2022 6:01:00 AM

Ha I knew you’d get this one Jenna, all a bit of fun I wasn’t going to post it, but thought what the hell, we all need a bit of levity, you’re right my nursery rhymes have a bit of a rusty hue to them, cheers David

Valsa George

Date: 10/7/2022 5:24:00 AM

Really enjoyed the humor of it, David ! Well done.... ! Quite a change from the serious type.

David Kavanagh
Date: 10/7/2022 5:54:00 AM

Heya Valsa, oh I always have a little serious edge to my poems, Craig will know, but he did say have fun, so I did, thank you so much for commenting on my Shenanigans, glad you enjoyed, cheers David