The Pirate Who Stole My Boat

On the seas of turquoise green
A pirate ship approached
And stole my boat
All cargo was aboard

I was saddened at the loss that day
For the ship was a fine seaworthy vessel
I hope they take good care
Of both vessel and my wife

I shall miss them both
They been sailed many a year
Thank god I have insurance
For the vessel I held so dear

Thank-you

Note: No boats or wives where actually stolen, kidnapped or harmed in the making of this poem!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Dunn Avatar
November 17, 2013 at 4:59 PM
Ok you and my husband have the same sick sense of humor lol he'd like this poem.
Roberts Avatar
November 4, 2013 at 10:23 PM
smack ....Seren
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