Jerry T Curtis Poet Rhyme

The Perils of Porcelain

I wrote this, because of an incident that happened to me yesterday. I went into a men's room at a store. The design was deceiving, a hand sink was place between the partitions in line with the urinals, I confess, I didn't wash my hands   


The Perils Of Porcelain    by JT Curtis   Feb 17  2015


McGee had a few to many
And stood up to go to the loo  
As Finn chugged his drink
Then said "Yes, I tink 
dat I gonna 'ave to go too"

Now, McGee looked a bit unsteady
Finn said "Kin you walk on your own"
"Finn, It may take a while
To get down the isle
Bot, I've been doing it 
for YEARS on me own"

Well they entered the gents together
And each of them chose their own stall
But after a while McGee with a smile
Said "I tink dis urinal's a bit tall"

So Finn glanced around the partition 
And gave McGee a quick wink
"I know you have done dis forever
but I hope it's not been in dat sink"

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Cherl Dunn February 18, 2015 at 7:06 PM Thanks for the Wow and Wow, is that a good Wow, I hope lol, this is a funny work, enjoyed reading it tonight I needed the laugh, cheri Jerry T Curtis February 18, 2015 at 8:33 PM It's always a good wow,when it's your work, thanks Cherl

Lindsay Laurie February 18, 2015 at 4:43 PM G'day Jerry... I can picture this Jerry and it is bloody funny. Thank God there wasn't another reason why he wanted to go to the loo. Very good - Lindsay Jerry T Curtis February 18, 2015 at 6:24 PM Thank you Lindsay for read-in dis stuff