The Perils of Porcelain

I wrote this, because of an incident that happened to me yesterday. I went into a men's room at a store. The design was deceiving, a hand sink was place between the partitions in line with the urinals, I confess, I didn't wash my hands The Perils Of Porcelain by JT Curtis Feb 17 2015 McGee had a few to many And stood up to go to the loo As Finn chugged his drink Then said "Yes, I tink dat I gonna 'ave to go too" Now, McGee looked a bit unsteady Finn said "Kin you walk on your own" "Finn, It may take a while To get down the isle Bot, I've been doing it for YEARS on me own" Well they entered the gents together And each of them chose their own stall But after a while McGee with a smile Said "I tink dis urinal's a bit tall" So Finn glanced around the partition And gave McGee a quick wink "I know you have done dis forever but I hope it's not been in dat sink"