The Perils of Porcelain
I wrote this, because of an incident that happened to me yesterday. I went into a men's room at a store. The design was deceiving, a hand sink was place between the partitions in line with the urinals, I confess, I didn't wash my hands
The Perils Of Porcelain by JT Curtis Feb 17 2015
McGee had a few to many
And stood up to go to the loo
As Finn chugged his drink
Then said "Yes, I tink
dat I gonna 'ave to go too"
Now, McGee looked a bit unsteady
Finn said "Kin you walk on your own"
"Finn, It may take a while
To get down the isle
Bot, I've been doing it
for YEARS on me own"
Well they entered the gents together
And each of them chose their own stall
But after a while McGee with a smile
Said "I tink dis urinal's a bit tall"
So Finn glanced around the partition
And gave McGee a quick wink
"I know you have done dis forever
but I hope it's not been in dat sink"
Copyright © Jerry T Curtis | Year Posted 2015
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