The Passion of Christ Continued (Part 3)
by this time jesus had made his way to japan
where rock and roll definately originated
"Born in Hong Kong"
two reasons i suppose, they wanted to be the ones who discovered group sex
and even though they weren't they were the originators of music
the news travelled to china even before jesus got there
unfortunately this did jesus no favors
Heeerro Herrro
this is the chinee chicky how
there is no supplies pawty, no supplies pawty,
you wang the wong numba
tragically they were out to surprise jesus
and when he came they didn't recognise him
Now the truth is jesus did come from a caucasian background
however they just didn't get the idea of group sex
which jesus first taught to gay men,
later persecuted
like theriouthly,tsk, i jutht dont get it, like whath their problem
its juth thex, its jutht thex
like ommay gawd
finaly realising white men had been temporarily denied by their saviour
the sex symbol they had condemned
they were understandably upset
i reckon that down by the bay over there yonder
i could probably find me somethin to shoot
now they didn't realise exactly what was going on until they
went across the ocean and witnessed their first sex party
A Boom Boom Boom, let me here you say wayoooh wayoh, fags suck
A boom boom boom, let me here you say way oh way oh fags suck
Copyright © Troy Jeremy Nelson | Year Posted 2010
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