The Party Crashers

Lenny the Lush and Stoner Steve, Headed for a party on the Hill. With a couple hours before it started, They stopped at a local Bar and Grill. Hours later, they were feeling fine; After several drinks and a pizza pie. Before they made it to the party, Lenny was drunk and Steve was high. Going down an old country road, Lenny was driving way too fast. With both men having bloodshot eyes, They didn't see the Cop they passed. When the cherries flashed and siren blew, Lenny decided he wouldn't stop. So leaning forward and pedal down, The Lush prepared to outrun the Cop. Doing Eighty with tail end swerving, Dust and gravel hung in the air. Braking too hard at the corner, The Policeman rammed into the pair. With broken glass and twisted metal, Their cars crashed into the ditch. Running towards them with pistol drawn, They heard, "Don't you two even twitch!" With cuts and bruises on their bodies, Missed the party but could tell the tale. Lenny the Lush and Stoner Steve, Today reside in the County Jail.